# How many F\*\*k songs do you have? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 14, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372 "2011-02-14T22:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/61 "2011-02-16T18:32:08Z")
I used to have a song called ‘Christfuck’ from a European metal band on my iPod but removed it. Don’t remember the name of the band and really don’t want to Google it at work. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/62 "2011-02-16T18:36:22Z")
A file search in my music folder spawned these songs with ‘fuck’ in the title: Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off Nouvelle Vague - Too Drunk To Fuck (cover of the above song) Super Furry Animals - The Man Don’t Give A Fuck Butter - Butterfucker Cam’ron - Fuck You Jenny Owen Youngs - Fuck Was I The Walkabouts - Fuck Your Fear Turbonegro - Fuck The World Lambchop - Your Fucking Sunny Day Iggy Pop - Fuckin’ Alone The Pixies - You’re Gonna Fuckin’ Die Tosca - Fuck Dub Belle And Sebastian - Fuck This Shit Beck - Today Has Been A Fucked Up Day Beck - Fuckin With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock) Beck (he’s really into it) - The Fucked Up Blues The Replacements - Fuck School N.W.A - Fuck Tha Police Neil Young And Crazy Horse- Fuckin’ Up Pavement - Wanna Fuck Around Ryan Adams - Drunk and Fucked Up New York Dolls- Fucking and Sucking Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Fuck Shit Up … and the winner is: Fuck - Fuck Motel ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/63 "2011-02-16T18:43:07Z")
I listen to a lot of rap, so it’s pointless for me to try to review every song I have that has the superhappyfunword in it. However, I figured I’d at least share this gem I have from Black Sheep (the band that did the “This Or That” song that’s been featured in the Kia Soul commercials with the hamsters lately) called “[For Doz That Slept](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhYHgS0WFnU)” (starts at 0:13). ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/64 "2011-02-16T18:46:13Z")
Don McLean - “American Pie” (For several years, until I learned that the lyric is “I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck,” and not “drunken fuck.”) ---
**Author:** ![Minnie\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Minnie\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minnie_Luna)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/65 "2011-02-16T20:40:24Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > I’m surprised no-one’s mentioned “Killing In The Name” by Rage Against The Machine yet! Still makes me feel like a pissed off teenager, but in a good way. I am a white, upper middle class 34 yr old professional woman. I fucking love that song and blast it whenever it comes on. It makes me feel like a fucking rebel when that comes on my iPod when I am at work and I’m the only one who can hear it. When I am in the car, I turn the stereo up so you can clearly hear it outside the car. No one can see me inside my tinted windows… ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/66 "2011-02-16T20:46:46Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > . . .I’m surprised no-one’s mentioned “Killing In The Name” by Rage Against The Machine yet! This is a great jam (except for the singer and his retarded “Uhhhh!”). Where is the “fuck” part? I’ve only ever heard it on the radio so maybe it’s only on the album? I don’t recall any"substitute" words. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/67 "2011-02-16T21:08:45Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > This is a great jam (except for the singer and his retarded “Uhhhh!”). Where is the “fuck” part? I’ve only ever heard it on the radio so maybe it’s only on the album? I don’t recall any"substitute" words. The bit where he screams “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!” over and over again! When it charted again in the UK a couple of years ago they played it live a couple of times on the radio, and were swiftly cut off at that point. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/68 "2011-02-16T21:15:55Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > The bit where he screams “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!” over and over again! When it charted again in the UK a couple of years ago they played it live a couple of times on the radio, and were swiftly cut off at that point. I was living in Charlotte, NC when that song came out. One day I was listening to the radio and the announcer (probably a recording, actually) came on and said: “And now, the new Rage Against the Machine, by the only station that has the [beep]\* to play it . . . 106.5 The End.” . . . and then they proceeded to play the edited version :rolleyes:. \*Yes, they bleeped “balls” too. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/69 "2011-02-16T22:42:00Z")
I have a rebel Rage Against The Machine song too. It’s their remake of Cypress Hill’s I Could Just Kill A Man. And, lo and behold, it’s got fuck in there too. So much of a rebel it makes me, I sing it out loud when it comes on my iPod at work. As a claim administrator. In an accounting firm. It’s O.K., everybody at work thinks I’m nutso anyway. P.S. Also Pistol Grip. Also a fuck-y kinda song. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/70 "2011-02-16T22:43:31Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > I have a rebel Rage Against The Machine song too. It’s their remake of Cypress Hill’s I Could Just Kill A Man. I have never heard their version of that, but I can totally imagine it from them (particularly given their remake of “Pistolgrip Pump”). I really wish I could play my music louder at work. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/71 "2011-02-16T23:00:27Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > I have never heard their version of that, but I can totally imagine it from them (particularly given their remake of “Pistolgrip Pump”). > > I really wish I could play my music louder at work. I use headphones. Still sing. And chair dance. Yeah, they all think I’m nuts. Here’s How I Could Just Kill A Man. https://www.youtube.com/embed/GR6GqcPd60U?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/72 "2011-02-16T23:08:42Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Here’s How I Could Just Kill A Man. > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6GqcPd60U](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6GqcPd60U) That actually _didn’t_ sound the way I thought it would. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_A.Robrin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sam_a.robrin/32/14497_2.png) [@Sam\_A.Robrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_A.Robrin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372/73 "2011-02-16T23:14:58Z")
Here’s a bit of schoolboy smut that I wrote. (“Blow your own horn–nobody else wants to put their lips on it…”): **FCC OFF!** (M) COPYRIGHT 2009 by Sam A. Robrin or whoever the hell it is who writes these things. Go ahead and use it, but if you make a little money on it, I want some! ``` **Chorus:** FCC the FCC! FCC off, FCC! Where the FCC do you think you get off FCCing with our liberty? ``` Kay is OK for a bureaucrat, A good FCC, you see. If you see Kay at the FCC, Tell 'er it’s all the same to me! ``` Kay checks the broadcasts for fairness and filth. She watches each mos and more. If any word scorches your delicate ears, Take it to FCC Kay. **Chorus** ``` The FCC monitors airwaves to check That they’re clean in thought, word, and deed. Break any one of their thousand taboos, You’ll totally be FCC’d. ``` Don't FCC with the microphone-- The FCC asserts: DJs who say FCC on the air Are in for some megahertz. **Chorus** ``` The ABCs of FCCing Require a sheepskin or two. Ask Kay where she learned FCCing around, She brightly says, “FCC U.” ``` Kay's friend dropped in to the studio. They spontaneously FCC'd. Doggone it, 'er monitor had been left on, it er- Roneously aired the deed. **Chorus** ``` It’s not OK if a DJ FCCs up And says FCC on the air. On the QT, why the FCC should VIPs at the FCC care? ``` The FCC dislikes the language I use-- I don't give an FCC. Think I'll print up a brand-new Gadsden flag design: "DON'T FCC WITH ME"! **Chorus** ``` [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-f-k-songs-do-you-have/571372.md?page=3)