# how many men look at other mens penises when peeing? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098 "1999-09-01T04:40:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 1999, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/41 "1999-09-02T04:41:00Z")
BTW, the Urinal Game can be foun at: [http://flasharcade.com/urinal.html](http://flasharcade.com/urinal.html)! It’s hilarious what happens if you click on the places where there are already people! Try it! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 1999, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/42 "1999-09-02T06:03:00Z")
The Dave Barry thing in the “Guide to Guys” was one of the most hysterical pieces of writing I’ve ever seen. Laughed so hard I could not breathe. Showed it to my husband, and he just said “Yes, this is quite true. Anything else I can help you with?” And no, he doesn’t look. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 1999, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/43 "1999-09-02T16:16:00Z")
I rarely visit the public restroom heatherlee, maybe once or twice a year. Those are the most gross areas with 100’s of varieties of fecal bateria on just about everything. Also, ‘handy’ comes from Im handy around the house, plus I use sign language, so that takes more hands. On the other hand, I did plant some heather at work and its a nice bush. Is that how you got your handle? lol 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/44 "2000-01-23T20:55:00Z")
This is for that kid who wants to know if his pee pee is big enough. Perhaps he can check some guys out in the restrooms? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/45 "2000-01-23T21:33:00Z")
Damn it, Handy! Don’t scare me like that again! * * * “Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7 ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/46 "2000-01-23T21:47:00Z")
HAR, Drain, I just fell outta my seat! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/47 "2000-01-23T21:51:00Z")
ROFLMAO too damn funny Handy!!! * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/48 "2000-01-23T21:52:00Z")
handy, handy, handy… You do realize that you ARE going to hell for this one? * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/49 "2000-01-23T22:35:00Z")
- - - I was at school one day and saw a guy: 1 - walk up to a urinal, 2 - lift his foot up above his waist to step on the handle so he could flush it without using his hand, and then 3 - finish and leave, without washing his hands before he left. Hmmmm . . . . - - At school, you watch where you left your book bag. You don’t have time for other guy’s wankers. - MC ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/50 "2000-01-23T22:37:00Z")
Drain…if it’s any consolation, I fell out of my seat when I saw this too. 😉 (“She’s BACK??? Nooooooooooo…”) * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/51 "2000-01-23T22:43:00Z")
- - - I would add, however, that I would be offended if a guy looked over the merchandise, and I’d likely do something physical and unfriendly if he propositioned me while I was _in there_. I don’t get bothered by being asked by guys elsewhere; it has happened. However I can’t avoid using the restroom so if you’re gay, suppress your urges and stay healthy. This is a common view among they types of men I hang with. - MC ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/52 "2000-01-23T23:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > 2 - lift his foot up above his waist to step on the handle so he could flush it without using his hand, This reminded me of something that happened to one of my co-workers recently, and I found the irony quite delicious 🙂 She was using the facilities in a public restroom and, much like the limber gentleman in the quote above, reached up with her foot to flush. However, her cell phone was in her pocket and during this manuever it slipped out and went right into the toilet. In her attempt to lunge after the phone, she accidentally flushed the toilet again and the battery was sucked off the phone and down the drain. She said she stuck her hand down the drain trying to find the battery, but it was gone. So the person who was too afraid to touch the toilet handle ended up with her whole arm in the bowl trying to retrieve this battery. Tee hee 🙂 * * * “I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy [The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm) [Join the FSH Muscular Dystrophy Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm) ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/53 "2000-01-24T01:30:00Z")
Oh my frigging god!!! I was JUST telling Angkins about Heatherlee last night… (trying to explain the insanity!) Too weird! Freaked me out big time handy, nicely done! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/54 "2000-01-24T01:38:00Z")
Like most other guys, I look at my own at a urinal. Had the experience at a bar a couple of weekends ago where a guy next to me very obviously looked over at mine. It was kind of disconcerting. I guess that means it hardly ever happens. Re: “Shy bladder.” We always referred to that as “stage fright.” * * * “In much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.” - Ecclesiastes 1:18 ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/55 "2000-01-24T03:27:00Z")
“Entire SDMB does double take as Heatherlee sighting takes place” Now, sports. Boy for a moment, I thought life was going to get reeeeeeeaaaaaallllll interesting around here. False alarm. * * * Still trying to think of something witty to say here ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/56 "2000-01-24T05:04:00Z")
Zeb: Trust me. If she showed back up, it wouldn’t have gotten interesting, because she has to be the most uninteresting person alive. * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/57 "2000-01-24T05:21:00Z")
Whew! Thank gorf for small favors! Handy, you really had us all going. Pretty funny, but don’t ever try it again, or you may wind up with a you-know-what up the you-know-where. * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/58 "2000-01-24T05:40:00Z")
“Thro’ the rare red heather we dance together, (O love my Willie!) and smelt for flowers; I must mention again it was gorgeous weather, Rhymes are so scarce in this world of ours.” – C.S. Calverley – ‘Of Propriety’ Dr. Watson “Enough said.” ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/59 "2000-01-24T17:50:00Z")
Woah! Does this set a record for longest lag time between posts? I don’t look… I’m too busy making motorboat noises while trying to squirt a cigarette butt around the urinal. Brummm brummm, whhaaaa! Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/60 "2000-01-25T06:32:00Z")
…and this from a man who calls himself _ **Enright3** _. ## I, for one, have great trouble urinating whilst non-flacid. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098.md?page=4)