# how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098 "1999-09-01T04:40:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/81 "2000-01-25T16:59:00Z")

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That’s what I don’t like about message boards, you can’t inflect tonality, or emotionality or expression & the whole thing often gets misread.

If I said it in person though, you’d all be having quite a laugh peeing in you pants. Fun thing about my interpreters is that when they interpret a drunken voice, they pretend to be drunk too.

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**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/82 "2000-01-25T19:39:00Z")

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I’m sorry I thought you were serious handy…  
How _ **could** _ I?

Ridiculous…

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**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/83 "2000-01-26T17:31:00Z")

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I prefer NOT to because I might be intimidated.

In ref. to Dave Barry’s book of men concerning urinals, he’s right. They place those things so damn close to each other that you can rub shoulders while pissing and I don’t like it. I do like the rare few restrooms where they have those small shields or partitions between the urinals.

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**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/85 "2015-07-23T23:18:12Z")

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The small partitions they have between urinals do the job nowadays except when a tall man walks up and can’t really help but see over into the next urinal unless he looks straight up.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/86 "2015-07-23T23:27:42Z")

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> [@heatherlee](#):
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> lol Kelli I have done that before held it while a man was peeing

He’ll put out fires and not be flamed,  
Man’s good hose; naught yet been shamed!  
Resolve be Strong, Flesh not Cold?  
Daring, Alive, and Live Life Bold?  
Wait not you twice to be told…!  
(…not all in life has yet been Tamed!)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/87 "2015-07-24T04:06:36Z")

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> [@sean081956](#):
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> I will peak over at the other guy peeing. I don’t care if they look at me. I used to pee next to my older brother and my dad when I was growing up.

This thread is 15 years old. I have to wonder what sort of search brought you to it.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/88 "2015-07-24T13:05:05Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> This thread is 15 years old. I have to wonder what sort of search brought you to it.

Indeed. :eek::eek::eek:

Some threads are zombies; this one qualifies for mummification. (And with three banned posters contributing to it-that might be a record.

But since I’m here; look straight ahead or down, no peek.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/89 "2015-07-24T13:11:16Z")

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I never look but I often hold my phone over there and take a photo. You’d be surprised how many guys really get the shits about that.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/90 "2015-07-24T15:23:16Z")

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I don’t look, but I have turned toward someone when addressed and peed all over their legs.

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/91 "2015-07-24T15:44:11Z")

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I never look but only because I’m turned backwards taking a dump in the urinal

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/92 "2015-07-24T16:22:39Z")

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I can’t look at my own wang. It scares me.

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**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/93 "2015-07-24T18:43:11Z")

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I was shoulder to shoulder at one of those awful trough urinals at a pow-wow and my pee neighbor was fussing with something. I dared look over and he pulled a tube from his shirt and started emptying a brownish reddish liquid into the trough. My own effort came to a screeching halt and I zipped up and left. Nothing but examining the tile work in front of my eyes ever since!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/94 "2015-07-24T19:56:04Z")

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> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> I can’t look at my own wang. It scares me.

Don’t be afraid. It can smell fear.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/95 "2015-07-24T21:32:28Z")

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Glad to know I’ve stayed the hell out of this thread.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/96 "2015-07-25T03:02:36Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Don’t be afraid. It can smell fear.

Can’t help it. It stares at me and I freeze like a peer in the headlights.

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**Author:** ![SeniorCitizen007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8baadc/32.png) [@SeniorCitizen007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeniorCitizen007)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/97 "2015-07-25T09:48:53Z")

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I’m one of those guys with a willy that’s nothing to be proud of when un-erect. It grabs the attention of the ladies as its getting aroused though. Anyway … guys often give it a second glance cos it looks so small.

You might like to check out this self-confessed nerd.

Diane A Kelly

’ … best known for her original work on the anatomy and function of penises.’

She’s on Twitter.

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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/98 "2015-07-25T17:11:00Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> I never look but only because I’m turned backwards taking a dump in the urinal

That was _you_??

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/99 "2015-07-25T17:46:32Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> This thread is 15 years old. I have to wonder what sort of search brought you to it.

I’m in the library. The guy on the computer next to me asked if I was okay and what was making me laugh so hard.

I just said “I can’t begin to explain it to you. People be crazy.”

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**Author:** ![Mange1955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@Mange1955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mange1955)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/100 "2015-07-25T21:03:25Z")

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> [@sean081956](#):
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> I will peak over at the other guy peeing. I don’t care if they look at me. I used to pee next to my older brother and my dad when I was growing up.

Okay why did you bump this 15 year old thread? :smack:

As for the question concerned; no I don’t look, but there again I try to avoid using urinals wherever possible.

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**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/101 "2015-07-27T00:35:51Z")

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Hell no, although back in middle school few kids tried to take a peek at mine.

Never understood wanting to look at another man’s penis. I could understand if a guy is into it, and if he manages to get a peek it would not bother me.

How did this 15 year old zombie thread got back to life?

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