# how many men look at other mens penises when peeing? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 1999, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098 "1999-09-01T04:40:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/102 "2015-07-27T13:12:55Z")
Someone looked at its penis? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/103 "2015-07-27T16:42:21Z")
It’s because of penis watchers, like some posters in this thread, that I only pee in the forest. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/104 "2015-07-27T16:51:13Z")
1,537,641,923. I just finished counting. It wasn’t easy, guys don’t respond readily when you ask them. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/105 "2015-07-27T18:34:46Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > It’s because of penis watchers, like some posters in this thread, that I only pee in the forest. But if no one is looking, does the tree get wet? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/106 "2015-07-27T20:02:56Z")
Hey **Drunky**! Looky [here](https://www.google.com/search?q=tree+eyes&biw=1920&bih=955&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CB0QsARqFQoTCMaezvOL_MYCFQIgPgodeOsAbg#imgrc=HW_0pRu9vpxN6M%3A)… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/107 "2015-07-28T15:59:37Z")
Two priest’s were taking a piss in the urinals one day, and one priest looks down and see’s a nicotine patch on the other’s penis. He says, “I’m not really a rocket scientist or anything, but isn’t that supposed to be on your arm?” And the other priest goes, “Nah, it’s working fine. I’m down to two butts a day.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/108 "2015-07-28T16:02:50Z")
[Urinal scene from _Riget_ (_The Kingdom_)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85jaaF0FvzQ) ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/109 "2015-07-29T00:18:28Z")
Never. Just not interested. I don’t look around to see if anyone is looking at mine, either. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/111 "2017-09-02T07:56:49Z")
Nothing like a hard clock in ones mouth to help the time go by. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098/112 "2017-09-02T07:57:10Z")
> [@New4ck](#): > > I do! Ever since I was young and seen a grown man’s cock in the YMCA shower. I love seeing other guys clocks I really want to feel one get hard in my mouth Um. ok. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-men-look-at-other-mens-penises-when-peeing/13098.md?page=5)