# How many of you have a porn star body? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063 "2007-11-28T18:43:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/1 "2007-11-28T18:43:06Z")
Just curious. It would probably help if you stated if you are a guy or girl. For me, I’m male and I think I look better than the typical male porn star but I don’t have a long enough extension member to do porn. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/2 "2007-11-28T18:49:28Z")
Since I’ve seen male porn stars with bodies like Rocco Siffredi to Ron Jeremy and everything in between, I’d say most of us. Also, since I’ve made porn (for me and my wife’s own purposes, of course), I do. But am I 6’2" and built like an Adonis with a 10" schlong? No. Oh- I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/3 "2007-11-28T18:52:08Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] How many of you have a porn star body? [/QUOTE] Only one, in the basement freezer. Why, is one missing? ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/4 "2007-11-28T18:54:56Z")
[QUOTE=Telemark] Only one, in the basement freezer. Why, is one missing? [/QUOTE] Missed it by _this_ much… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/5 "2007-11-28T18:59:08Z")
I have more of a porn enthusiast body. ---
**Author:** ![seosamh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@seosamh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seosamh)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/6 "2007-11-28T18:59:55Z")
I have. If you’re talking midget porn… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/7 "2007-11-28T19:01:04Z")
Depends on the porn genre, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/8 "2007-11-28T19:08:48Z")
Thank God I am male! (Makes this easy) Yes, I do. Now the females…Wow, that would be tough. ---
**Author:** ![Chasing\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@Chasing\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chasing_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/9 "2007-11-28T19:11:54Z")
To make this tougher for the males, how many of you have the body for \*\*gay \*\* porn? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/10 "2007-11-28T19:27:13Z")
[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams] To make this tougher for the males, how many of you have the body for \*\*gay \*\* porn? [/QUOTE] Given the subgenres of gay porn the answer is probably still “most of us.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/11 "2007-11-28T19:52:30Z")
I do, but it’s deflated in the closet, and now I don’t DARE use “Fix-A-Flat” on it. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/12 "2007-11-28T20:04:37Z")
[QUOTE=seosamh] I have. If you’re talking midget porn… [/QUOTE] **PLEASE!** The correct term (which I am trying to spread) is \* Cornish Game Person\* ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/13 "2007-11-28T20:06:34Z")
I’d like to think I’m more attractive than Ron Jeremy. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/14 "2007-11-28T20:25:48Z")
Of course I do. Sitting in a vat in the bathroom and missing most of the left bicep… ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/15 "2007-11-28T20:35:32Z")
Male - I too have more of the Ron Jeramy body style. - N8, who may have at one time appeared in a commercial porn video. ---
**Author:** ![Solfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Solfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Solfy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/16 "2007-11-28T21:20:42Z")
I think I could. I mean I don’t no\*w, but I’m sure I could convert it. All I’d need is really fake implants, some time in a tanning booth, a crappy looking butterfly tatoo, and lots more makeup. Oh, and a bottle of hair bleach. (and I’m female, as if it wasn’t obvious) Really, I don’t think the standards are that high for either gender. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/17 "2007-11-28T22:08:31Z")
[QUOTE=Solfy] I think I could. I mean I don’t no\*w, but I’m sure I could convert it. All I’d need is really fake implants, some time in a tanning booth, a crappy looking butterfly tatoo, and lots more makeup. Oh, and a bottle of hair bleach. [/QUOTE] It would seem that we have very different tastes in porn. So, how you doin’? _boom-chicka-boom_ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/18 "2007-11-28T22:15:15Z")
**Chasing Dreams** , are you by any chance [chasing dreams](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=445819) lately? ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/19 "2007-11-28T22:24:57Z")
Heh. Maybe if I lost 10 pounds, and then somehow magically reversed my chest and hip measurements. And maintained a much higher level of ‘landscaping’ than is my habit. And got a tan, dyed my hair, found some fake eyelashes … I guess the short answer is “no”. Not that that’s surprising. (Female.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/20 "2007-11-28T22:28:52Z")
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