# How many of you have a porn star body? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063 "2007-11-28T18:43:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/21 "2007-11-28T22:29:02Z")
As a slight hijack, there are very few porn actresses with bodies that i would call appealing. I detest the fake boob, overly made-up, malnutritioned look in females. Give me a natural body with all it entails any day. Perky small breasts are wayyyyy more interesting to me. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/22 "2007-11-29T00:28:05Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] **PLEASE!** The correct term (which I am trying to spread) is \* Cornish Game Person\* [/QUOTE] Lovely! And it makes it seem like I’m English and athletic! ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/23 "2007-11-29T01:21:23Z")
Um…I don’t have the giant schlong, but I’m pretty good looking. Kinda short though. 5’6", 135lbs. If you scaled me up to 6’2", probably. ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/24 "2007-11-29T01:52:48Z")
Porn star body? Dear Og, no! Could you imagine the upkeep on one of those things? Female. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/25 "2007-11-29T02:03:22Z")
Mainstream gay porn? Maybe in 20 years, when I could take part in some sort of daddy/son or some such movie. As for now, I’d be a perfect cub in a bear porn movie, as long as I took adequate time off work to grow my beard back. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/26 "2007-11-29T02:04:33Z")
I am better looking than Ron Jeremy. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/27 "2007-11-29T02:23:49Z")
I have to question the wisdom of a thread like this that lacks pictures. And no. Not since the kids were born. Oh, and I’m male. And childless. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/28 "2007-11-29T02:46:00Z")
[QUOTE=nonacetone] Porn star body? Dear Og, no! Could you imagine the upkeep on one of those things? Female. [/QUOTE] Are you kidding? Just keep it away from acetone and you should be fine 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/29 "2007-11-29T02:55:06Z")
I’d be happy just to look average. Thar would be a step up for me. Male ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/30 "2007-11-29T03:08:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Are you kidding? Just keep it away from acetone and you should be fine So true! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/31 "2007-11-29T03:14:24Z")
I have more of a stag film star body. Like from back before they discovered situps and all that crap. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/32 "2007-11-29T03:37:17Z")
What with [Rule 34](http://xkcd.com/305/) I think everyone has a body for porn. You, your mother, your grandmother, your dog… ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/33 "2007-11-29T04:00:31Z")
Um…no. Ewwwwwwwwww. DeathLlama and I agree: my boobs are WAY prettier than the gawdawful overinflated (and lumpy, ewwwww!) bags we see in porn. Seriously. Made me feel so much better about myself! Heck, even after breastfeeding RuffLlama for 8 months, my boobs are waaaay prettier. I have a nice rack, what can I say. 🙂 But the rest of me…well, RuffLlama has left me with an annoying deflated tire ring around my waist, but other than that I’m in good condition. But…definitely not porn star material–I’d have to lose 20lbs to be that thin. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/34 "2007-11-29T04:56:43Z")
FTR, almost all “mainstream” porn these days uses what would probably be considered fairly attractive guys, and they ALL have decent bodies (I’m not including certain types of BDSM or gay porn, which are more likely to have bears, pigs, daddies, etc…) And they all have larger than average (but not necessarily giant) cocks. The days of Ron Jeremy and so forth are gone. Back then, it was mostly guys who had decent sized members and, the key part, could perform on demand. Now it’s not too hard to get guys some viagra or what have you to get them “up an at them”, so to speak. So now the studios go ahead and cast the better looking guys, cause even if they don’t admit it, even straight guys appreciate the better looking men. I mean, I know I’d rather see an in-shape guy naked than Ron Jeremy. Sorry to ruin everyone’s hopes and dreams. 😃 That being said, if I got into shape and shaved my chest, stomach, crotch, legs, ass, and so forth, I could probably have a decent career in porn. Hell, one of my exes tells me I need to do porn. I’m certainly not Ron Jeremy or John Holmes sized, but I guess I do ok for myself. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/35 "2007-11-29T05:22:21Z")
YPSMV\* but according to my friend in the business, most of the guys who do porn aren’t actually as well-endowed as they appear to be. Camera angles and shaving help quite a bit. They’re generally pretty well off, but the grand majority aren’t anything truly awe-inspiring in reality. There are the notable exceptions, but your generic, run of the mill porno guy isn’t too much larger than average. As for my own body, no, I don’t think so. I’ve got a nice body IMHO and I’m fairly thin now, but oh my, it’s not just schlongs that look bigger in extreme closeup. :eek: I’d have to be much, much skinnier to get away with it–far skinnier than I’d want to be. - Your Porn Star May Vary ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/36 "2007-11-29T07:21:01Z")
Sadly, no. Guy. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/37 "2007-11-29T08:43:32Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I have more of a porn enthusiast body. [/QUOTE] This should not go un-commented-upon. Because it’s Teh Awesome. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/38 "2007-11-29T09:07:29Z")
Yes. Not really. ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/39 "2007-11-29T13:36:20Z")
I get the sense that you people are not really up to date with the 2000s style of gonzo porn. The guys’ bodies are quite good, most of them. For girls, fake breasts are out. They pretty much only need to be slim. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/40 "2007-11-29T13:47:35Z")
I don’t, but I do have the body of a Greek god. That would be Bacchus, the short, fat god of wine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063.md?page=3)