# How many of you have a porn star body?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 28, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063 "2007-11-28T18:43:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/41 "2007-11-29T14:41:52Z")

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Sometimes. My weight tends to yo-yo. When I’m at the lower end of my range, yes. At the upper end, only if there is porn niche that targets lovehandle fetishists.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/42 "2007-11-29T14:58:33Z")

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[QUOTE=LifeOnWry]  
This should not go un-commented-upon. Because it’s Teh Awesome.  
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Thanks. Glad someone noticed it.

I’ll be in my bunk.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/43 "2007-11-29T15:25:55Z")

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I make Ron Jeremy look like he has a porn star body.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/44 "2007-11-29T15:43:04Z")

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Only for certain specialty tastes could I be considered to have a porn star body. I do have great tits, though.

I’m female, by the way.

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**Author:** ![BelZarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BelZarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BelZarak)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/45 "2007-11-30T16:20:07Z")

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I’ve been told many times that I look amazingly like Ron Jeremy, so I guess I do have a porn star body. At DragonCon this year, I was stopped repeatedly by people that thought I was either Ron himself or was “in costume” as Ron. My wife and friends all got a big laugh out of it. Of course, it was nice to have random people buying me drinks for looking like their favorite porn star. 🙂

-Belz (like Ron Jeremy, only 20 years younger)

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**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/46 "2007-11-30T16:33:09Z")

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I get the feeling that I think I’m much hotter than I actually am. I’d say yes, but most people who know me might say no.

I’m male.

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**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/47 "2007-11-30T17:46:50Z")

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I’m not well muscled nor physically large enough for most high end porn I think. I’m in shape though: 5’7, 150 lbs with little body fat. (I have a broad frame) I’m decent looking enough now that my beard has filled out past the scruffy stage, and I’m well hung. So probably I could do well in amateur style flicks.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/48 "2007-12-01T05:27:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Chasing Dreams]  
To make this tougher for the males, how many of you have the body for \*\*gay \*\* porn?  
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Me . . . no. My partner . . . yes, both straight and gay. In fact he’s been offered big money on many occasions, and has always turned it down.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/49 "2007-12-01T05:38:27Z")

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[QUOTE=BelZarak]  
I’ve been told many times that I look amazingly like Ron Jeremy, so I guess I do have a porn star body.  
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But are you “Ron Jeremy” where it counts? Without that, it’s not much of a claim to fame.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/50 "2007-12-01T05:50:44Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
…Now it’s not too hard to get guys some viagra…

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I think you have this process slightly backwards.

As for the OP: no, not really - probably not since high school. Although my wife likes me fine, and I’ve had admiring/flattering comments from female friends now and then.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/51 "2007-12-01T06:51:44Z")

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I’m more attractive than a lot of male porn stars.

The dead ones at least.

Most of the dead ones anyway.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you-have-a-porn-star-body/428063/52 "2007-12-01T15:40:53Z")

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I have the body of someone in the porn industry.

Unfortunately it is the body of a porn producer, not one of the stars.

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