# How many of you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 4, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039 "2008-03-04T16:12:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/41 "2008-03-04T17:27:42Z")

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1 of 7 here.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/42 "2008-03-04T17:28:02Z")

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There are 2 of me, and only 911 with my last name.

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/43 "2008-03-04T17:28:37Z")

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There are 963 of me with my married name, but only 2 with my maiden name.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/44 "2008-03-04T17:29:36Z")

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There are 110 of me in the US. Not enough and yet way too many.

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**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/45 "2008-03-04T17:29:57Z")

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Going by my first + last name, there are 0 of me. I don’t exist. Going with my middle name + last name (which is what I actually go by), there are 15 of me. I think what throws it the most is that my first name is spelled a little oddly – the silent “e” that is in the normal spelling is dropped.

Neither my son nor daughter exist, either. There are 8 of my husband.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/46 "2008-03-04T17:40:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Lionne]  
17 of me.  
[/QUOTE]

Oh come on. There’s only one of you.

There are 126 of me.

My sister has what I consider to be a very uncommon name. Nope.

> [@](#):
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> There are 7,589 people in the U.S. with the first name Andra.

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**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/47 "2008-03-04T17:42:14Z")

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[QUOTE=mhendo]  
You’re all doomed.

Me and my 3,808 namesakes are going to take over the country.

(actually, my namesakes and i, but you know what i mean)  
[/QUOTE]

I’d suggest you make nice with me. I am ubiquitous. There are 5,558 of me. The good news is that we are not all that ambitious despite our vindictiveness when crossed. This like stems from lack of feeling all that special to start with.

We have the 96th most popular first name and most popular last name. Now that I’ve theoretically identified myself, good luck finding me amongst my sisters. Needle, meet haystack. Muahahahaha!

Anonymity does have its perks.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/48 "2008-03-04T17:44:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Mangetout]  
I am a beautiful and unique snowflake.  
[/QUOTE]  
I am neither beautiful, nor a snowflake, but apparently I am unique.

One (singular sensation)\* Oh, and apparently my wife is a singular sensation as well.

\*though if my dad were still alive, then it would be two

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/49 "2008-03-04T17:45:59Z")

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Neat site. It says there are 10 of me. 6222 other people share my last name. I feel sorry for them all. It is apparently the 5760th most common surname.

There is at least one person with my name in Kentucky who has tuberculosis…

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/50 "2008-03-04T17:46:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Crotalus]  
There are 10 of me. If I die, we’ll be decimated.  
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Then you’ll just have to strike first.

There can be only one.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/51 "2008-03-04T17:49:59Z")

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Strange, though. In putting some friends’ names in, a couple surnames come up as zero. They’re both asian names (one Phillipino, one Japanese), but nothing that struck me as particularly bizarre.

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**Author:** ![beanpod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9adbd/32.png) [@beanpod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beanpod)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/52 "2008-03-04T18:11:30Z")

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There were 1,893 of me with my maiden name. It says there are 0 of me now!

(Our last name is really rare. ETA: it’s of British origin, we think.)

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/53 "2008-03-04T18:12:23Z")

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[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]  
Strange, though. In putting some friends’ names in, a couple surnames come up as zero. They’re both asian names (one Phillipino, one Japanese), but nothing that struck me as particularly bizarre.  
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Same here. French names.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/54 "2008-03-04T18:20:37Z")

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**mhendo** looks menacing, until another member of the Henderson clan, John, comes in and kicks his ass with 4,734.

I have the most boring name, ever.

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**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/55 "2008-03-04T18:22:10Z")

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The site says there’s none with my name in the US. I know there’s one.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/56 "2008-03-04T18:49:51Z")

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Apparently there’s two of me. I find that disturbing.

There’s no one with the name I want to change my name to, or even either part.

And there’s more Jack Napier’s (34) than Bruce Wayne’s (14). And 79 Joe Kerr’s :eek:

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/57 "2008-03-04T18:52:46Z")

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It’s a pretty stupid search engine. It says I don’t exist, but I’m all over the internet because of my genealogy research.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/58 "2008-03-04T19:07:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl]  
Apparently there’s two of me. I find that disturbing.

There’s no one with the name I want to change my name to, or even either part.

And there’s more Jack Napier’s (34) than Bruce Wayne’s (14). And 79 Joe Kerr’s :eek:  
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Sadly no Hugh Jass’s were found in the United States.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/59 "2008-03-04T19:14:02Z")

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There is just one of me!!

I wonder who I am?

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/60 "2008-03-04T19:22:05Z")

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There are 284 of me using my married name.

And only 2 of me using my maiden name.

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