# How many of you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 4, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039 "2008-03-04T16:12:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/61 "2008-03-04T19:22:59Z")

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There are 157 of me and I have met 2 of them.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/62 "2008-03-04T19:39:20Z")

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[QUOTE=racer72]  
There are 157 of me and I have met 2 of them.  
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Really? That’s awesome.

I haven’t met me, but I’ve spoken to my wife Kathy on the phone a couple of times. I’ve gotten tons of business and telemarketing calls for her.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/63 "2008-03-04T19:52:51Z")

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It says I don’t exist if I use my Korean first name. With my English first name I get 538. I’ve met a few Korean Americans with the same first name as I do, so I know that’s not right.

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**Author:** ![Mike\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@Mike\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Fun)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/64 "2008-03-04T19:54:07Z")

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The website says there are 0 of me, but I know for a fact that there are exactly 2.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/65 "2008-03-04T19:54:19Z")

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There are none of my last name - and so none of me.

Boo!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/66 "2008-03-04T19:54:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Mike Fun]  
The website says there are 0 of me, but I know for a fact that there are exactly 2.  
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The one in the mirror doesn’t count.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/67 "2008-03-04T20:00:28Z")

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Using my married name, 630.

Using my maiden name, 0. Then again, it says no one has that last name. Well, no one but my mom, my brother, and my sister, and I know there are others out there, including a (former?) professor at Purdue.

So, yeah, not too accurate.

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**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/68 "2008-03-04T20:04:45Z")

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104 of me, 1.4 million with my first name and 21,000 with my last name. I find their results somewhat suspect, but fun nonetheless.

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**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/69 "2008-03-04T20:09:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey]  
There are 2 of me, and only 911 with my last name.  
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Is your last name “Giuliani”?  
There are only 20 of me, despite the fact that my first name is the 2nd most common in the US, with nearly 5 million people having it (John, FTR). Only 1821 have my last name.

Did you know 99.63% of people named “john” are male? Anyone ever meet a female named John???

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/70 "2008-03-04T20:13:42Z")

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There are 82 of me in the US and 3 of me in the UK. We’re starting the invasion pretty low-key for now but once we get rooted…

The UK site says I am “as rare as a wombats wingnut.”

Haha. I just did my brother’s name in the UK site and it said.

“You are unique. You are one with the angry Squirrel. Shout ‘I am the unique. I am unified with the badger overlord.’ People will run away. That’s because they’re jealous. JEALOUS…”

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/71 "2008-03-04T20:18:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Tahssa]  
There are 82 of me in the US and 3 of me in the UK. We’re starting the invasion pretty low-key for now but once we get rooted…

The UK site says I am “as rare as a wombats wingnut.”

Haha. I just did my brother’s name in the UK site and it said.

“You are unique. You are one with the angry Squirrel. Shout ‘I am the unique. I am unified with the badger overlord.’ People will run away. That’s because they’re jealous. JEALOUS..”  
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UK site? Link please

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/72 "2008-03-04T20:20:12Z")

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> There are 0 people in the U.S. named (Danalan).While both names you entered were found in our database, neither was common enough to make it likely that someone in the U.S. has that name.

Huh. I guess, me, my father, my son, my cousin, that kid from Minnesota, his dad, and the guy in Denver are all non-existent.

This site is not a good implementation of the knowledge-gathering capabilities of the Internet. It doesn’t actually do what it claims, it merely enumerates the names entered, separately. Mildly interesting, but not useful.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/73 "2008-03-04T20:30:39Z")

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There are 291 of me in the States and 47 of me in the UK. I can confirm that there is at least one of me in Canada. 😉

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**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/74 "2008-03-04T21:14:45Z")

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There are none of me. The program recognizes neither my last name nor my first name.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/75 "2008-03-04T21:24:23Z")

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It says there are **12** of me. That can’t be right. When I look myself up in the phone books of major cities (what? You don’t?) I’m usually there.  
Heck, usimng the White Pages telephone directory on line turns up 80 of me in the US!

> **[Whitepages](https://www.whitepages.com/)**
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> The Official Whitepages

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/76 "2008-03-04T21:25:53Z")

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I am _Legion!_

(Over 30,000 of me, using both first and last name. Take that, posers. ;))

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/77 "2008-03-04T21:34:41Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
It says there are **12** of me. That can’t be right. When I look myself up in the phone books of major cities (what? You don’t?) I’m usually there.  
Heck, usimng the White Pages telephone directory on line turns up 80 of me in the US!

> **[Whitepages: Find People, Phone Numbers & Addresses](https://www.whitepages.com/)**
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> Founded in 1997, Whitepages is the largest U.S. directory and trusted source for contact info and property data. Find people, phone numbers, addresses, and emails nationwide. Free and premium search across the Whitepages Identity Graph: 350M+...

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That’s an interesting page. Thanks 🙂

Unfortunately it has 7 records for me which are no longer valid, plus it has no record at my current address. The OP webpage predicted 17 of me. The white-pages found a total of 186 names which were matches.

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**Author:** ![Aithele](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Aithele](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aithele)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/78 "2008-03-04T22:39:41Z")

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There are zero with my name. Shouldn’t there be at least one? Does this mean I don’t exist? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/79 "2008-03-04T22:43:45Z")

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There are none of me, so I don’t exist and neither does my cousin.

Oh, and 99.63 percent of people with my first name are male. Which begs the question, where are the female Johns?

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**Author:** ![JR\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JR\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JR_Brown)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-of-you/440039/80 "2008-03-04T22:46:08Z")

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There are 104 of me in the US but only 6 in the UK. According to the latter site: “You are as rare as a wombat’s wingnut”. :dubious:

Also, I have the 1425th most popular first name in the US but the 4th most common last name. Perhaps this explains why I keep getting threatening letters regarding nonpayment of credit cards I do not have.

JRB

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