# how many orgasms could you have in a week?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 26, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592 "2007-05-26T11:56:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![pinkfrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@pinkfrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfrog)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/1 "2007-05-26T11:56:55Z")

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I can manage 5 in one day but it would be difficult to keep thast rate up for a week.

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**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/2 "2007-05-26T14:29:54Z")

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[QUOTE=pinkfrog]  
how many orgasms could you have in a week?  
[/QUOTE]

How many are you offering?

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**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/3 "2007-05-26T14:32:20Z")

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I think it’s an extremely large number, for females.

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**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/4 "2007-05-26T14:33:06Z")

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So far, we know that you are thin and that you have lots of orgasms. Are you Paris Hilton?

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/5 "2007-05-26T16:03:41Z")

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Just one but it lasts for 72 hours

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/6 "2007-05-26T16:39:30Z")

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I’d like the 72 hour orgasm for Christmas, thank you. I’ll just lay in the bathtub. You guys work with presents and shit.

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**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/7 "2007-05-26T16:48:16Z")

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I’m like the OP - five in one day is a piece of cake but I couldn’t keep it up for a week - I’d have to make do with only three on alternate days. So assuming I started with five, uh… 29.

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**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/8 "2007-05-26T17:19:02Z")

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Are you a guy or a girl and how old are you? These are all important factors.

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/9 "2007-05-26T17:43:28Z")

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[QUOTE=pinkfrog]  
I can manage 5 in one day but it would be difficult to keep thast rate up for a week.  
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?  
You won’t short out, will you?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/10 "2007-05-26T17:55:33Z")

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Rhymers don’t “have” orgasms. We TAKE them.

I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good.

Actually it sound vaguely like I’m a rapist, and I’m not. I swear, I’m a sweet, lovable super-villain type.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/11 "2007-05-26T17:55:43Z")

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If you’re a woman, are you counting only full-blown orgasms or do the waves of pleasure before it also count?

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**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/12 "2007-05-26T17:57:31Z")

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I know for me it is genetically impossible for me to have an organism, though my oldest sister had four. Oh, ORGASM, I thought it said organism. My nieces and nephews would not be amused.

– IG

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/13 "2007-05-26T18:09:30Z")

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If I were a rabbit, the answer would be “hrair.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Universe_Lashes_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/14 "2007-05-26T18:13:07Z")

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I think I could have five a day for an entire week, if they were spaced out properly. Possibly even more. I wouldn’t be susprised if I could hit forty if I were really trying.

I’m a 26-year-old guy.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/15 "2007-05-26T20:04:49Z")

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[QUOTE=HowieReynolds]  
I think I could have five a day for an entire week, if they were spaced out properly.  
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Same here. Guy too.

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**Author:** ![GuyNblueJeans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GuyNblueJeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyNblueJeans)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/16 "2007-05-26T20:14:57Z")

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I don’t mean to sound like a stuffy old wet blanket, but, don’t you feel (intuitively) that spending your essence with so many orgasms like that causes you to lose some of your soul in the process?

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**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/17 "2007-05-26T20:41:18Z")

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[QUOTE=GuyNblueJeans]  
I don’t mean to sound like a stuffy old wet blanket, but, don’t you feel (intuitively) that spending your essence with so many orgasms like that causes you to lose some of your soul in the process?  
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essence? essence? There’s more to me than just Ejaculate.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/18 "2007-05-26T20:45:18Z")

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Absolutely not. If there’s anything better for the soul than orgasms, I haven’t found it yet.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/19 "2007-05-26T20:46:30Z")

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[QUOTE=GuyNblueJeans]  
I don’t mean to sound like a stuffy old wet blanket, but, don’t you feel (intuitively) that spending your essence with so many orgasms like that causes you to lose some of your soul in the process?  
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…you don’t have to worry about sounding like a stuffy old wet blanket.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/20 "2007-05-26T20:51:01Z")

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[QUOTE=GuyNblueJeans]  
I don’t mean to sound like a stuffy old wet blanket, but, don’t you feel (intuitively) that spending your essence with so many orgasms like that causes you to lose some of your soul in the process?  
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Can you define “essence” for the sake of this discussion–and also “soul”–and explain how you feel orgasms cause the two to be diminished?

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