# how many orgasms could you have in a week?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 26, 2007, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592 "2007-05-26T11:56:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/81 "2007-06-04T13:24:47Z")

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Oh, and to answer the OP, I know I can do at least 16 in 4 days, so to extrapolate that out would make 28, give or take.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/82 "2007-06-04T13:31:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
Not to get Seinfeld-esqe, but care to make it interesting?  
[/QUOTE]  
I had the same thought, without the betting. Isn’t it time for us to do a little practical science on this point? 168 hours, get going, report back with the results.

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/83 "2007-06-04T14:19:41Z")

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Oy! More than 7 orgasms makes one weak.

In one day, in my late teens, I performed a masterbatathon wherein that monkey was spanked dozens of times (I lost cunt). The next day I was so swollen I never did THAT again.

Nowadays, the first orgasm after a hiatus is, of course, great. I find that a closely followed second is usually stronger. A rare third (who am I kidding, the second is the rare one) is stronger yet. After that, though, they seem to diminish, and are harder to achieve - not worth the effort.

And get of my lawn you damned kids!

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/84 "2007-06-04T14:22:13Z")

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Count! Count! I lost Count!

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**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/85 "2007-06-04T19:23:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Nature’s Call]  
Count! Count! I lost Count!  
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That’s an edit window you may always regret missing.

I’ll pass on the cheap shot.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/86 "2007-06-05T00:01:07Z")

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I think I’ve gone blind.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-orgasms-could-you-have-in-a-week/405592/87 "2007-06-07T00:16:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Nature’s Call]  
In one day, in my late teens, I performed a masterbatathon wherein that monkey was spanked dozens of times (I lost cunt).  
[/QUOTE]

That is, quite simply, the

Best. Typo. Ever!

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