# How many people can yooncurently date?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 18, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923 "2000-07-18T01:45:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923/21 "2000-07-19T01:56:27Z")

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battle royale hmmm? Wait I’ve got it. battle royale with **JELLO**

Nah. It jsut happened. I certainly didn’t look for or want it to happen. really I didn’t. I never ask people out, they always come up to me. I can’t help it, it really annoys me most of the time.

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923/22 "2000-07-19T02:05:25Z")

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> it just happened. I certainly didn’t look for or want it to happen. really I didn’t. I never ask people out, they always come up to me.

In that case, I hate you even more (nothing personal, you understand).  
And yes, a JELL-O battle royale would be even better. It benefits everybody involved; you get a choice made for you \* and \* get to watch, the winner gets you, and the losers (we’ll assume this isn’t to the death) get a sweet gelatinous meal.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923/23 "2000-07-19T08:26:12Z")

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I gotta ask. Would it bother you at all if one of the honeys you are dating is dating (and sleeping with) 4 other fellows?

And are you following the safe-sex advise?

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**Author:** ![untateve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@untateve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/untateve)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923/24 "2000-07-19T12:35:01Z")

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My wife limits me to two.

😉

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2000, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923/25 "2000-07-19T12:50:36Z")

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I was going to add that my wife frowns upon any dating outside our relationship. The words “Torture” and “Death’s too good” come up. 🙂

Seriously, I had enough problems until I met my wife. I can’t see willingly getting into a situation where I’d have _five_ women pissed at me at once.

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923/26 "2000-07-20T00:21:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*I gotta ask. Would it bother you at all if one of the honeys you are dating is dating (and sleeping with) 4 other fellows?

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Not one bit. If we had a serious relationship and she didn’t tell me about it, it would bother me. But, I wouldn’t do that ethear. This is just casual stuff.

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> And are you following the safe-sex advise? \*\*

Fuck yeah. I’m not a fucking moron.  
No offense intended towards you spooje.

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-people-can-yooncurently-date/25923/27 "2000-07-20T00:31:38Z")

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Tell each woman about the other four. Your problem will solve itself!

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