# How many personal cleaning products are in your shower right now?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 22, 2019, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904 "2019-04-22T20:41:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/21 "2019-04-22T23:37:05Z")

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I’ve got curly hair, and wash day requires a bit of work. I apply styling products to sopping wet hair, so they’re in the shower. I don’t use all of the products every time, but they all need to be in there. 🙂

One sulfate-free shampoo  
One clarifying shampoo  
Four bottles of conditioner (depends on what my hair needs that day)  
One bottle of lightweight styling lotion  
One bottle of curl cream  
One bottle leave-in conditioner  
One bottle of gel  
One bottle shower gel  
One bottle face wash

So, twelve-ish, at all times.

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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/22 "2019-04-22T23:39:34Z")

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> [@begbert2](#):
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> None.

Wut.

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**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/23 "2019-04-22T23:48:26Z")

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Bar soap, beard wash, shampoo, conditioner.

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/24 "2019-04-22T23:54:35Z")

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Lessee…

Me:  
One bottle of scented Old Spice shampoo  
One bottle of scented Old Spice body wash  
One bottle of Cetaphil skin cleanser  
Bar of Dial soap for the naughty bits (old habit from my hospice days. We learned in CNA training that bar soap has superior antibacterial properties. No idea if it’s true but it’s a habit by now.)  
Bottle of Aussie shampoo that I used to use but don’t anymore and I’m too cheap to throw out.  
Bottle (actually looks like a toothpaste tube that hangs from the shower head) of Avon shampoo that I used to use but don’t anymore because it aggravated my rosacea. But im too cheap / lazy to throw out.

Wife:  
Bottle of shampoo  
Bottle of conditioner  
Bottle of dandruff shampoo  
A different bottle of conditioner for Reasons.

Kid 1:  
Bottle of Axe shampoo  
Bottle of Axe body wash

Kid 2:  
Bottle of Axe shampoo, different from kid 1  
Bottle of Axe body wash, different from kid 1  
So that’s what, 13 bottles and 1 bar of soap for 4 people.

I wish Irish Spring made a shampoo in their original scent. I’d be on that like holy on the Pope and get rid of half my hoard.

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**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/25 "2019-04-22T23:54:47Z")

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Three - bar soap, body wash, and a shampoo/conditioner combo.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/26 "2019-04-22T23:56:22Z")

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My wife and I have separate bathrooms. My shower: soap, shampoo. Hers: many bottles.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/27 "2019-04-23T00:04:07Z")

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5, 2 bottles of shampoo, a bottle of conditioner, bar soap, and body wash.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/28 "2019-04-23T00:05:24Z")

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> [@MoonMoon](#):
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> Wut.

I was wondering if anyone would ask.

I used to use head-n-shoulders combined shampoo and conditioner as both shampoo and body wash. Then I did a little casual reading here and there and got the impression that shampoo and conditioner may (or may not) be basically existing to justify the other’s existence, in a wax on/wax off sort of way, and there’re people who propose that neither is necessary. (It’s called the “no poo” movement, by people who clearly are completely sober and serious.) After reading about this, I decided to experiment, and stopped using the shampoo. Now, some no-pooers try various replacement substances that seem less chemically, but I’m a dude with short hair so I figured I could go cold turkey. So I did. The upshot of this was that after a couple weeks of greasy hair it all cleared up, got fuller, and lost some of its curl. Probably the most remarkable part was when during a haircut the hairdresser asked me with interest what shampoo I used. When I informed her of the poo-free thing, her response was basically, ‘huh’.

Now, the alert among you will note that giving up the shampoo resulted in me being soapless too. I was aware of this, and kept an eye on the situation to see how showering with just high-pressure water would effect things like body odor. The result was…I now have to shower daily, not every other day. That seems to be pretty much it. I have a sedentary life and don’t sweat much and it seems to just work out. I’d do something about it if I had to but it seems I don’t.

I do keep an old bottle of shampoo around in case I have some kind of emergency (like if I got something nasty in my hair). But it doesn’t live in the shower.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/29 "2019-04-23T00:09:17Z")

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I live alone. I currently have a little more shampoo than normal and I’m out of the soft scrub that I usually keep in there, so right now I have one bar of soap and three bottles of shampoo.

I have plenty of shelves though, so it’s not a problem.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/30 "2019-04-23T00:16:47Z")

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1 bottle each of shampoo and conditioner, 1 bottle of Dr Bronner’s peppermint liquid soap, 1 bottle of citrus body wash for guests and a bottle of cinnamon toothpaste because I like to brush my teeth in the shower. That’s it.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/31 "2019-04-23T00:35:45Z")

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100? 200? It’s just the two of us, but the wife’s stuff just seems to multiply.

If it keeps her looking as hot as she does, I’m not going to argue!

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/32 "2019-04-23T00:45:59Z")

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Dr Bronners peppermint soap and a cup of shaving soap.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/33 "2019-04-23T01:13:04Z")

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I was visiting my sister this weekend. It’s her, her daughter, and her granddaughter. I didn’t count but there were probably twenty or thirty different products around the shower.

My supply is much more limited. In my shower, I have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo. At my sink, I have a bottle of liquid soap and a tube of toothpaste.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/34 "2019-04-23T01:15:02Z")

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Bottle of soap and an ear syringe.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/35 "2019-04-23T01:17:23Z")

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Soap, baking soda, vinegar.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/36 "2019-04-23T01:28:01Z")

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2 chemical, 2 mechanical

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/37 "2019-04-23T01:49:14Z")

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Shampoo  
Dandruff shampoo  
Bar o soap  
Facial scrub  
Body wash

On the sink I have a half dozen oral hygiene products or shaving creams.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/38 "2019-04-23T02:08:12Z")

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Nexus shampoo  
Nexus conditioner  
Nivea facial wash  
Nivea body wash  
Some really nice body wash that a friend who was staying with left, I quite like it.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/39 "2019-04-23T02:22:48Z")

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8 soaps and scrubs and one lotion, for me alone.

A few weekends ago I cleaned the place out. There used to be more.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2019, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-personal-cleaning-products-are-in-your-shower-right-now/832904/40 "2019-04-23T03:19:35Z")

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Four. A bar of Ivory for my husband, a bottle of body wash for myself and my brother-in-law, a bottle of coal tar shampoo for me and a bottle of regular Head & Shoulders shampoo.

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