# How many posters registered here have seen you naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255 "2015-09-23T01:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/1 "2015-09-23T01:23:54Z")
One, for me (one of my ex girlfriends registered a few years back). Come on now, don’t be shy, ashamed, or embarrassed. If multiple Dopers here have seen you in the buff, let it all out and confess. : p Or just vote and don’t reply, that works too. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/2 "2015-09-23T01:25:09Z")
bored? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/3 "2015-09-23T01:30:18Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > bored? Surprisingly, no…not right now. I just thought this would make for a good question when taking a shower earlier. I might be wrong, though. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/4 "2015-09-23T01:35:17Z")
Define “naked.” ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/5 "2015-09-23T01:36:08Z")
Only Cecil. But he sees all. ---
**Author:** ![F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Pu-du-he-pa-as)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/6 "2015-09-23T01:38:47Z")
Define “seen.” ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/7 "2015-09-23T01:40:15Z")
Um… how do I tell? I mean, people are anonymous here. Is it cool to ask people to describe themselves? I’d be afraid it wouldn’t be. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/8 "2015-09-23T01:43:53Z")
The anonymity of most message board members makes it hard to say for sure. The chances of my getting to know someone well enough to see them naked before finding out that we’re both Dopers is small but nonzero. The possibility of some Doper being in the boudoir artworld and having come to my attention is also, ahem, nonzero. I guess I’ll round the sum of these probabilities up to 1. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/9 "2015-09-23T01:45:56Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Surprisingly, no…not right now. I just thought this would make for a good question when taking a shower earlier. I might be wrong, though. you’re basically asking who among us has either grown up together or have been intimate partners. should have just asked that instead. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/10 "2015-09-23T01:50:04Z")
One, of course. ---
**Author:** ![F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.Pu-du-he-pa-as)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/11 "2015-09-23T01:50:28Z")
Well, the intimate partner could be a nevernude. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/12 "2015-09-23T01:50:54Z")
I’ll bet you’re real fun at parties, jz My answer is one. One doper. She helped me out a lot when I was seriously ill several years back. ---
**Author:** ![brovolone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@brovolone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brovolone)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/13 "2015-09-23T01:53:48Z")
I voted 0, but technically 1 since I’ve seen myself naked. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/14 "2015-09-23T01:55:22Z")
> [@F.Pu-du-he-pa-as](#): > > Well, the intimate partner could be a nevernude. I thought that was an outboard motor! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/15 "2015-09-23T01:56:38Z")
Pretty sure I recall a naked selfie thread in MPSIMS several years ago. I did not post in it, but I did look. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/16 "2015-09-23T02:29:32Z")
I voted 1, as it was my wife that got me started on the SDMB. And 1 it is unless one of my doctors has become a member. I’d rather not know that. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/17 "2015-09-23T02:34:51Z")
> [@Fiveroptic](#): > > I’ll bet you’re real fun at parties, jz I don’t go to parties. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/18 "2015-09-23T02:35:55Z")
Two ex boyfriends. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/19 "2015-09-23T02:36:41Z")
Zero, but I’ve imagined one or two of you. You look great! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/20 "2015-09-23T02:36:43Z")
Two. Myself and my wife. Although she rarely visits or posts here. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255.md?page=2)