# How many posters registered here have seen you naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255 "2015-09-23T01:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/21 "2015-09-23T02:45:05Z")
I don’t think the OP meant for people to be counting themselves… (else choosing 0 would carry a rather strange meaning) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/22 "2015-09-23T02:47:51Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Only Cecil. But he sees all. I was told the webcam was optional. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/23 "2015-09-23T02:48:26Z")
My wife. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/24 "2015-09-23T02:52:51Z")
For some probaby hundreds. I’m thinking of the post-pictures-of-yourself-nude thread of yesteryear. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/25 "2015-09-23T03:52:07Z")
My ex registered and posted a few times while we were together…she hasn’t been here, in, like, a decade, as far as I know, but she’s still registered. \>\_\> ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/26 "2015-09-23T03:58:53Z")
Do erotic ASCII self-portraits count? If so, zero. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/27 "2015-09-23T04:05:09Z")
One for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/28 "2015-09-23T04:13:18Z")
One, that I’m sure of. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/29 "2015-09-23T08:13:04Z")
I assume Dope illustrator Slug Signorino sometimes uses himself as a model, and several of his drawings include naughty bits, and I would consider Slug a Doper even if he’s not an SDMB poster (which he very well could be – I have no idea)…so there’s that, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/30 "2015-09-23T09:53:41Z")
Don’t we have any parent/child posters? I would think that counts. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/31 "2015-09-23T10:02:29Z")
I’ve been intimate with every single woman on this board. So, how ever many that is. ---
**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/32 "2015-09-23T11:05:21Z")
There was a naked selfie thread? And people participated? Oh, Internet. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/33 "2015-09-23T11:29:46Z")
I’ve seen Pepper Mill naked, but she’s not registered. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/34 "2015-09-23T11:55:42Z")
One member here sent me nudie pics of herself, which was an unexpected surprise. She’s not active anymore, unfortunately. And I have a vague feeling another did too, a long time ago, but I won’t count that as it’s too vague a memory. I used to work for a porn site. None of our models ever registered here, though. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/35 "2015-09-23T12:48:03Z")
Wasn’t there a calendar or something someone threw together a while back? ---
**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/36 "2015-09-23T12:49:53Z")
I think we could all be better able to answer that question if people would please post lists of all the porn they’ve watched. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/37 "2015-09-23T13:45:22Z")
No one here has done anything to deserve having to see me naked. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/38 "2015-09-23T14:11:14Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Don’t we have any parent/child posters? I would think that counts. I’ve seen at least three posters, but I was married to two of them (not at the same time) and gave birth to one. (The sprog is registered as **Bomb Bay Doors** , but he hasn’t posted in over 13 years.) ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/39 "2015-09-23T14:34:59Z")
Every poster in any thread I’ve ever opened, obviously! Isn’t that how teh integoogle \*works \*?!? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/40 "2015-09-23T14:38:34Z")
> [@Grey](#): > > Wasn’t there a calendar or something someone threw together a while back? Ah, the old SDMB cheesecake/beefcake calendar. Not sure if there was any actual nakedity. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255.md?page=3)