# How many posters registered here have seen you naked?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 23, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255 "2015-09-23T01:23:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/41 "2015-09-23T14:41:38Z")

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Pretty sure it’s zero, but i may be forgetting something. I’ve seen probably eight or ten Dopers naked.

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/42 "2015-09-23T14:50:50Z")

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> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> Pretty sure I recall a naked selfie thread in MPSIMS several years ago. I did not post in it, but I did look.

We get people reviving 15 year old threads about the stupidest shit and we let a nudie thread fade away? Priorities people!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/43 "2015-09-23T15:08:17Z")

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I’m thinking four but I could be off. I’ve been naked a lot over the last fifteen years.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/44 "2015-09-23T15:28:57Z")

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It was part of the Mod application process but we don’t talk about that.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/45 "2015-09-23T15:50:33Z")

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> [@WF\_Tomba](#):
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> Pretty sure I recall a naked selfie thread in MPSIMS several years ago. I did not post in it, but I did look.

_Link?_

> [@White SIFL](#):
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> For some probaby hundreds. I’m thinking of the post-pictures-of-yourself-nude thread of yesteryear.

_LINK DAMMIT!_

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/46 "2015-09-23T16:02:13Z")

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> [@Napier](#):
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> Is it cool to ask people to describe themselves? I’d be afraid it wouldn’t be.

Well… have you ever seen a guy with a prehensile penis?

If so, that wasn’t me.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/47 "2015-09-23T16:13:16Z")

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That would be the exact same number of people here who would WANT to see me naked. Zero.

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**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/48 "2015-09-23T16:18:26Z")

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> [@Fubaya](#):
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> We get people reviving 15 year old threads about the stupidest shit and we let a nudie thread fade away? Priorities people!

Because the bump would be immediately followed by posts about nude zombies, and no one wants to see that.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/49 "2015-09-23T16:54:38Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> _Link?_
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> _LINK DAMMIT!_

It was started by **DocCathode**. That should be enough to get you there, if you search “Find threads started by this user.”

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/50 "2015-09-23T17:20:15Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> I just thought this would make for a good question when taking a shower earlier.

**FTFY:**  
\*I just thought this would make a good question for when I’ll be in my bunk. \*

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**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/51 "2015-09-23T17:27:44Z")

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Is this the point where I confess that I am actually Ron Jeremy?

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/52 "2015-09-23T17:47:46Z")

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Hi Ron, much enjoyed your lengthy career.

Obviously, the answer to the question is, whoever it is never told me they post on the Dope.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/53 "2015-09-23T18:45:22Z")

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In reality? One.

In their dreams? All but one. 😃

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/54 "2015-09-23T19:12:35Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> _Link?_
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> _LINK DAMMIT!_

It was closed long ago and if memory serves most had broken the links to their pics already before it was shut down.

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**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/55 "2015-09-24T01:20:02Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> _Link?_
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> _LINK DAMMIT!_

Do you really want to see a picture of a guy dressed as a wizard with a hard on sticking out of his cloak. I would love to unsee it if possible.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/56 "2015-09-24T01:28:42Z")

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Does the squid count?

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/57 "2015-09-24T21:52:32Z")

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I’m assuming zero but I would never rule out a fevered exchange in my younger days with a lovely Bay Area lady where we had more interesting things to discuss than our respective Doper handles.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/58 "2015-09-29T18:23:43Z")

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> [@Typo\_Knig](#):
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> I voted 1, as it was my wife that got me started on the SDMB. And 1 it is unless one of my doctors has become a member. I’d rather not know that.

This (I’m the wife!), unless some local Dopers have taken to breaking into others’ homes and planting spy cameras… (or unless a doctor is a member also, of course).

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/59 "2015-09-30T23:22:43Z")

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I think 5. I may remember more.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/60 "2015-09-30T23:30:52Z")

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> [@Spud](#):
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> Do you really want to see a picture of a guy dressed as a wizard with a hard on sticking out of his cloak. I would love to unsee it if possible.

…um.

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