# How many posters registered here have seen you naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255 "2015-09-23T01:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/61 "2015-10-01T00:03:13Z")
The correct answer is Idunno. I assume the figure is somewhere in the hundreds. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/62 "2015-10-01T00:13:03Z")
Is this why the Doper Portrait Gallery never really took off? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/63 "2015-10-01T00:22:30Z")
Opal had a naked Doper calendar, but that has gone the way of all things Opal, I fear. ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/64 "2015-10-01T15:39:41Z")
(just popping in periodically to see if the 1 poster registered here who saw me naked [and I reciprocally saw naked] has made any comments, negative or positive, about me) ---
**Author:** ![ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryan)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/65 "2015-10-02T01:36:15Z")
One. A young lady who no longer posts and I participated in a “Doper Dating” thread years ago. There was some naughty behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/66 "2015-10-02T02:15:41Z")
None (that I know of! :eek:), although there’s a Doper who was one of my hallmates in college so she might have seen me returning from the showers in nothing but a robe or towel at some point. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/67 "2015-10-02T02:26:11Z")
None. Also, I have never contributed to the blindness of others by ever creating such a picture. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/68 "2015-10-02T03:41:36Z")
A better question might be how many posters would you _like_ to see naked? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/69 "2015-10-02T03:44:59Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Well… have you ever seen a guy with a prehensile penis? We declined to visit him, but in Kathmandu there is – or was – a man who reportedly would use his penis for grasping objects and picking them up. He charged a small fee for his showings. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/70 "2015-10-02T14:27:06Z")
None. But should you start an underground soft porn version of the SDMB portrait gallery I could be talked into visiting it once or twice. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/71 "2015-10-02T16:00:19Z")
4 for me, although I only slept with 2 of them. The others are friends. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/72 "2015-10-02T17:27:33Z")
As of my post there are well over 100 respondents who have either never looked into a mirror while naked or they are vampires. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/73 "2015-10-02T18:12:26Z")
I’ve seen all of you naked, but then I work for the NSA. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/74 "2015-10-02T23:43:10Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Two. > > Myself and my wife. Although she rarely visits or posts here. What he said. ETA: Actually, I’ve never seen **cmyk** ’s wife; I meant “me and my wife, who rarely visits or posts here”. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/75 "2015-10-03T00:16:33Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > None. > > Also, I have never contributed to the blindness of others by ever creating such a picture. They told me that if I kept looking at naked pictures I’d go blind, but it hasn’t happened yet. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255/76 "2015-10-03T03:28:48Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > As of my post there are well over 100 respondents who have either never looked into a mirror while naked or they are vampires. I thought of this after I ticked 0. By rights, everyone should answer at least 1. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-posters-registered-here-have-seen-you-naked/732255.md?page=3)