# How many real people are there?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 12, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602 "2001-03-12T02:40:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 4

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602/61 "2001-03-13T22:05:57Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
> \*\* the person you send the checks to is not themself  
> \*\*

Go back to the “you’re not really me” part…no, the “I’m not really you”…could you start over, please?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602/62 "2001-03-14T00:06:23Z")

</div>

As a child, I was certain that I was about 23 years old, in a coma, and hallucinating all this…

* * *

God, this is a long coma…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602/63 "2001-03-14T04:03:41Z")

</div>

I remember reading somewhere in the back of Bart Simpson’s Guide to Life\*\* that the whole universe might be the daydream of a hyperdimensional superbug.

Just a thought.

Also, I’ve seen a lot of rough estimates of the number of “real” people in this world. Can we make it everyone’s homework assignment to count the number of real people in this world?

I know I don’t get out much, so my number is going to be pretty small. Sigh…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602/64 "2001-03-14T04:09:54Z")

</div>

I wish the inventor of vB wasn’t real.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602/65 "2001-03-14T04:49:18Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
> > \*\* the person you send the checks to is not themself  
> > \*\*
> 
> Go back to the “you’re not really me” part…no, the “I’m not really you”…could you start over, please?  
> \*\*

::Now awaiting **carnivorousplant’s** head to explode::

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602/66 "2001-03-14T04:54:42Z")

</div>

All right, who authorized the exploding heads? I thought we were still rolling heads! Why didn’t I get this memo?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602/67 "2001-03-14T14:21:20Z")

</div>

[Or is it all just an illusion?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1175239#post1175239)

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-real-people-are-there/57602.md?page=3)
