# How many slang words for 'coffee'?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 22, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043 "2007-03-22T17:29:32Z")
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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/1 "2007-03-22T17:29:32Z")

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I’m not talking about ‘latte’ or ‘cappuccino’ or ‘cafe au lait’, but actual slang words for ‘coffee’. Here are the ones I thought of:  
[ul][li]Joe[/li][li]Java[/li][li]Jamook/Jamoke[/li]Mud[/ul]

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### Author: ![AHoosierMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@AHoosierMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHoosierMama)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/2 "2007-03-22T17:58:47Z")

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Leaded and Unleaded (Caf and Decaf)

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### Author: ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/3 "2007-03-22T18:11:29Z")

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30 weight. (trucker’s venacular)

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/4 "2007-03-22T18:11:43Z")

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- High- or low-octane (for caffeinated and decaffeinated)

- My morning jolt

- Caffeine infusion

- A splash

- Cuppa

- Black gold

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### Author: ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/5 "2007-03-22T19:18:48Z")

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Reminds me of the old Java Joe coffeehouse, from the days of the Brief Flowering Of Independent Coffeehouses in West L.A, circa 1993. I used to live at Brockton and Wilshire, and there were five or six places within walking distance. Now there’s only one–the first.

Java Joe’s slogan was: “Two names for coffee, one great place”.

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### Author: ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/6 "2007-03-22T19:30:30Z")

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Crotch.

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### Author: ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/7 "2007-03-22T20:01:00Z")

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Wake-up Juice

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### Author: ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/8 "2007-03-22T20:36:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

- Cuppa

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Doesn’t “cuppa” mean tea?

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### Author: ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/9 "2007-03-22T20:45:24Z")

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[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore]  
Doesn’t “cuppa” mean tea?  
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It all depends on where you’re from. I’ve heard it refer to both tea and coffee, but coffee often has “joe” tacked onto the end of “cuppa” for clarity’s sake.

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### Author: ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2007, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/10 "2007-03-23T18:09:53Z")

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Geek Juice

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### Author: ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [March 23, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/11 "2007-03-23T21:10:47Z")

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Beta juice (for making beta brain waves)

Jump start

Plug me in

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### Author: ![Roboto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@Roboto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roboto)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2007, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-slang-words-for-coffee/397043/12 "2007-03-24T01:01:57Z")

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Poop water
