How many squirrels does it take to make a horse?

Yeah, you’ve got a point there. Thank goodness for Count Volta!

Squirrels in welding masks, arc torches blazing. Squirrels with rivet guns, hammering away. Dozens of squirrels swarming over an equine-shaped construction frame. Red-hot molten metal being poured.
70’s TV theme in the background.

Bum-Ba-bum Da Bum-Ba-Bum Da BRUMMM-pap-pa-pa-Pa-RUM…

“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We can make the world’s first Bionic Horse. Trigger will be that horse. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.”–Oscar Goldsquirrel.

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squirrels are dirty

What, they read nasty magazienes, make rude remarks at parties?