# how many the ratio of straightdoper are scientist?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 3, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769 "2011-11-03T19:01:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/21 "2011-11-04T13:32:27Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> That’s two questions, and would need to be answered with a Venn diagram.

Euler diagram. We’re all mad here.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/22 "2011-11-04T13:54:50Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Okay, and what percentage of straightdopers are _mad scientists_?

I’m mad and I’m not going to take it anymore!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/23 "2011-11-04T14:01:44Z")

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I have a degree in Biochemistry, but I am far from a biochemist.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/24 "2011-11-04T14:16:21Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Sometimes I’m mad, too. 😛

Only sometimes? 😉

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/25 "2011-11-04T14:46:02Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I have a degree in Biochemistry, but I am far from a biochemist.

Which biochemist are you far from?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/26 "2011-11-04T15:31:37Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> Which biochemist are you far from?

Every damn one.🆒

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**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/27 "2011-11-04T15:43:13Z")

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The hard percentage has got to be tiny. Less than 5% for sure, but when compared to the percentage of all Americans that are working scientists (what, 0.01%?), they’re massively overrepresented on this board.

Note, all numbers are pulled out of my ass.

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/28 "2011-11-04T16:05:04Z")

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> [@phreesh](#):
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> all numbers are pulled out of my ass.

So that’s why they stink? 😛

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/29 "2011-11-04T17:02:50Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Only sometimes? 😉

Yeah, I’m more typically pretty cheerful by and large.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/30 "2011-11-05T02:30:37Z")

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> [@Bumbershoot](#):
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> Which biochemist are you far from?

You’re never more than 10 feet from a biochemist.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/31 "2011-11-05T02:44:33Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Okay, and what percentage of straightdopers are _mad scientists_?

Go ahead. Somebody say it. I dare you.

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**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/32 "2011-11-05T03:22:55Z")

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Do behavioral sciences count? No? Fine, then!

_stalks off muttering about hard science snobs_

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/33 "2011-11-05T12:34:30Z")

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I have a science degree and I have published in scientific journals, but I don’t do experiments or have a lab\* or anything.  
\*Well, I used to have one of the canine sort.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/34 "2011-11-05T12:42:15Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> You’re never more than 10 feet from a biochemist.

Now that’s a frightening thought. _trembles in the corner_:eek:

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/35 "2011-11-05T13:03:27Z")

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My degree has" science" in it(Mathematical science) but until now I have never even considered to think about if I count as a scientist.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/36 "2011-11-05T13:50:09Z")

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I trained as a geologist, but I’m a computer programmer now. Am I still a scientist? I’d say no.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/37 "2011-11-05T21:54:11Z")

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If by scientist, you mean somebody who is currently conducting scientific research on an ongoing basis, then no I’m not a scientist.

But if you mean somebody who has studied science, is familiar with the basics of various fields of science, and applies science to his normal daily life … well then again, no, I’m not really a scientist.

But if you mean somebody who watches Mythbusters most weeks, then okay, I’m a scientist.

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**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/38 "2011-11-06T01:34:20Z")

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I’m a PhD biochemist. No longer doing laboratory work, but I do some import support functions for those that do.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/39 "2011-11-06T02:48:26Z")

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> [@Pyper](#):
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> Do behavioral sciences count?

I assume they must. If they didn’t how would they know when they’re running low on mice?

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**Author:** ![thelabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@thelabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelabdude)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-the-ratio-of-straightdoper-are-scientist/601769/40 "2011-11-06T03:41:11Z")

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OK, I have a BS in chemistry but haven’t done any research since 1979. Since then it has been magement and survival jobs.

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