# How many women would like larger breasts? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135 "1999-08-23T20:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/81 "2000-01-24T22:05:00Z")
_BUMP_ Im in one of “those” moods… (hiding devil horns) ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/82 "2000-01-24T23:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by kellibelli: > \*\*Isomeone asked how he failed to notice all the big boobs…well, most of us obscenely busty women dont dress like pamela anderson. > \*\* Why on earth would you want to look like her? She’s an orange swimsuit with hair. She’s not even pretty. yeech. IMO real men like real women and all that it implies. Real women come in an astonishing array of sizes and proportions as we’ve seen here in the teeming dozens control group. Real women have bodies and faces that change. Grownup women are not supposed to look like teenagers and I’m damn glad they don’t. I don’t think anything expresses it as well as the scene in _Shirley Valentine_ where Pauline Collins is shocked by Tom Conti kissing the stretch marks on her stomach. And Kelli, I’m sure I’d never describe your proportions as obscene but that’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/83 "2000-01-25T21:39:00Z")
I’d venture to say out loud that I dont want less than C’s or bigger than D’s to touch my hands. BUT when I married I thought ahead (using a aging metamorphosis on a picture of fiancee) to see what “they” would look like later. I married 36B’s. One year later I am now the husband of 38C’s, firm, round, and well packed. No chance of those sagging to hell, or even giving back problems. She even got a butt last year too… 🙂 Im thinking about going back to the hotel and calling her… -N ---
**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/84 "2000-01-25T21:40:00Z")
and yes they are REAL!! 😛 -N ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/85 "2000-01-25T23:27:00Z")
Did anyone create a ‘men who want a bigger penis’ subject base? ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/86 "2000-01-25T23:53:00Z")
Good grief, Newton - it’s so touching…you identify your wife by her bra size. (“I married 36Bs”.) And I am sure all the women out there who do not fall within your “boundaries” (no smaller than a C, no larger than a D) are breathing a collective sigh of relief that you would not _deign_ to put your hands on breasts not of that size. I can only hope you are really, really kidding, because otherwise, I am just appalled. ---
**Author:** ![JoltSucker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@JoltSucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoltSucker)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/87 "2000-01-26T16:32:00Z")
I just wanted to second what Padeye said (and counter the mostly-male attitude that guages attractiveness with rulers and cup sizes). **Most** women are yummy, at least in some way. Most of them are sexy in some way. And of course, I want to have sex with most of them too! 🙂 Does this mean that I wouldn’t jump at the chance to make love to a woman with a pretty face, buff body and magazine-perfect slightly larger than average breasts? Of course I would. But let’s face it, women like that are mostly in magazines, where the photos are touched up in the first place. In other words, most of us guys are chasing a soft-porn fantasy (thanks a lot, Mr. Hefner). In real life, “sexy” comes in a wide variety of packages. I’ve been turned on by flat-chested women with fantastic legs and a beautiful face, and by pear-shaped women with a beautiful face. I do draw the line at gross fatness, bad teeth, and really ugly faces, but that’s my weakness, not hers. Just give me a warm, sensuous, horny woman who wants to spend many hours of adventurous pleasure with me. ---
**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/88 "2000-01-26T17:57:00Z")
Yosemite- Are you single or just bitter? Egad woman are you sure you dont want to spit my head back out now? I am happily married, and yes so is my wife. Your quibble with my life and my happines are what?!?!? oh yeah that was my opinion, much like your everywhere else right? Now shut up and leave me to it! (muttering to self) B#@$%H! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/89 "2000-01-26T19:50:00Z")
I don’t think I have to say much more here…we have JoltSucker’s nice post celebrating women in general, and then Newton’s “I married a 36B”. Anyone see the sharp contrast in attitudes here? Yeah, yeah…it’s all me. I’m just bitter. Must be. Because there’s nothing wrong with _your_ attitude, honey. Oh yeah, sure…(rolls eyes.) I hope you and the 36Bs (with the woman attached) are very happy. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/90 "2000-01-27T01:17:00Z")
Men like women with big breasts rather than women with intelligence because men see better than they think… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/91 "2000-01-27T05:39:00Z")
The reason the penis has a hole in it is so that the brain can get oxygen. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/92 "2000-01-27T17:02:00Z")
Thank you for that interesting bit of information Shirley. * * * “I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is mine own.” ---
**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135/93 "2000-01-27T17:58:00Z")
When did this become a NOW convention and leave the OP? Hmm bitter marms? -N [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-many-women-would-like-larger-breasts/13135.md?page=4)