# How Much Can You Do With One Little Still??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152 "2005-08-15T21:49:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![spingears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@spingears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spingears)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/1 "2005-08-15T21:49:06Z")
“Just putting OXYGEN into water does NOTHING (unless you are a fish)… the molecules must first be extended USING A PATENTED METHOD OF EXPANSION AND CONTRACTION OF THE WATER MOLECULES SEVERAL TIMES/MINUTE TO CONSUME OXYGEN, WHILE TAKING ON DONOR ELECTRONS! Our patented method EXPANDS TODAY’S WATER MOLECULES… so they can take on more donor electrons! It’s logical that most products are activated by the ELECTRONS in WATER, since YOU are 75% water (blood is 94%) it’s these ELECTRONS that make a product work!” You too can get a $1,700 still to do this marvelous mumbo-jumbo at: \*\* Remove Diseas Markers From Your Drinking Water, Cure Diabetes, Prostrate Cancer, Lou Gehrig’s Disease, Clean Up Your Local Enviorment, etc. etc.\*\* **TIC** Just how much can one little still do? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/2 "2005-08-15T22:07:47Z")
Okaaaayyy…I’m baffled. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/3 "2005-08-15T22:28:25Z")
“Prostrate cancer”? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/4 "2005-08-15T22:34:10Z")
…and somewhere, P.T. Barnum is smiling. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/5 "2005-08-15T23:09:11Z")
Don’t forget the accessory pack to let you use yesterday’s leftover water molecules. ---
**Author:** ![Blake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@Blake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blake)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/6 "2005-08-16T00:10:44Z")
Hilarious. Thank you for the link. This one gets added to the favorites. > [@John Ellis](#): > > In the beginning, as the earth cooled down, clusters of water molecules gained Electrons and tremendous energy with every expansion-contraction… explaining Biblical ages! It’s like a competition. How much ignorant psuedoscience can we fit into once website. > [@](#): > > Water processed TRULY nature’s way (God’s way if you will) is “programmed” to respond this way. This is the water our Lord and nature wants you to have! [Homer Simpson]\* MMM, sacrilicious \*[/Homer Simpson] > [@](#): > > Today, water LACKS ENERGY… And is thus presumably at absolute zero. No wonder my pipes freeze in winter. > [@](#): > > we can prove in court it’s our water! But I bet he can’t cite case number. > [@](#): > > KEEPING WATER AT THE BOILING POINT FOR HOURS DRIVES OFF ELECTRONS NEEDED TO LIVE :eek: Geeze, what’s this guy using to boil his water. My still at work won’t drive off the electrons and create plasma no matter how long I keep it going. It would be cool if it did though. > [@](#): > > A doctor said: “A lot more is going on than meet the eye”! I bet he did. > [@](#): > > Honeywell told ITT, 50 people working for him including Engineers, making 10,000 switches/day couldn’t figure out his .0001 differential switch Would that be the famous Professor Bunsen Honeywell of Muppet Labs? > [@](#): > > 30 years ago a man sold little bottles of water at a health show…telling people to put a few drops in a glass of water! The results were so overwhelming it started an industry! Would that be the ‘tar and feather’ industry or the ‘snake oil’ industry? > [@](#): > > Osmosis in trees and plants STOPS when it’s raining and starts again when it’s DRY! Using the water to make ordinary ice cubes, though the ENERGY is still there, it only expresses itself, and osmosis only occurs, when it’s not raining. 😕 Do plants make ice cubes in the rain, or do they make ice cubes when it’s not raining? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/7 "2005-08-16T00:24:34Z")
What a charlatan! If I use his device to remove the “WATER MEMORY!!!” of the “PATHOGENS!!!”, how can I expect to get any homeopathic benefit from my water? Truly, an iconoclast among crackpots. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/8 "2005-08-16T01:15:14Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Truly, an iconoclast among crackpots. I don’t know . . . I think that [Time Cube](http://www.timecube.com/) is up there, at least at a neck-and-neck run to the finishing line. Tripler “Dr. Gene Ray, the Wisest Human” \<---- :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mundo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/9 "2005-08-16T01:33:54Z")
Is it sad that I’m jealous? I don’t think that if I tried, I mean really put my heart and soul into, I could come up with BS as creative as this. Some people get all the talent… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/10 "2005-08-16T01:55:20Z")
> [@Robot Arm](#): > > “Prostrate cancer”? That would be cancer of the couch 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/11 "2005-08-16T02:06:15Z")
**spingears** , I hope you don’t mind, I passed your link to **TubaDiva** to submit to Weird Earl’s I linked to this thread and gave you credit (or blame, after all, we are supposed to stamp out ignorance, not just laugh at it. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/12 "2005-08-16T02:29:24Z")
Is this homeopathy, or some new brand of crazy? ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/13 "2005-08-16T02:31:12Z")
Well, I’m a fully licensed doctor\* in Water Therapy, and I approve this device. In fact, for only 4000 dollars, you can buy it from me instead! \*According to myself. ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/14 "2005-08-16T04:20:39Z")
That’s quite the most effervescent site I’ve ever read. I picture a guy typing at his computer, barely able to keep his buttocks on the chair with giddy delight at describing his wonderful product! My favourite testimonials from users are > [@R.G. Mariposa](#): > > A problem I had for 12 months stopped immediately! and > [@Dr. G. A. Torrance](#): > > My test revealed properties so amazing, I am using it for proprietary medical use! Glee! Just test it in… some way or another! And that thing you have now where you’re all “Oh, no, need to get the stuff for my thing”? _ **Totally. Gone.** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/15 "2005-08-16T12:22:42Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Is this homeopathy, or some new brand of crazy? Oh, I’m betting that he’s breaking new ground. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/16 "2005-08-16T12:59:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Research chemist Herman Meinke took these pictures. Herman has grown 18 foot corn, gigantic vegetables etc. and **one major university** , after turning a well pump off and pouring this amazing water down a well (pump off 4 hrs.) was AMAZED to find BACTERIA had gone from SKY HIGH to ZERO! bolding mine Holy crap! That _is_ some incredible water! Anybody want to take a guess as to which university was grown? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/17 "2005-08-16T13:20:27Z")
Yea, the testimonials crack me up. Along the lines of “Something bad was happening, and then it stopped!” “I got stuff better with this stuff!” “I lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks and so did my wife …” signed Brian and his wife Brian, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/18 "2005-08-16T14:18:34Z")
I felt a vague sense of betterness after drinking this water! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/19 "2005-08-16T17:26:44Z")
> [@](#): > > ANY LAB will tell you, many other health promoting activities can’t work without the ELECTRONS found in CHARGED WATER because OXYGEN levels have dropped to as low as 8%, **in today’s water molecules,** they are SMALLER and CAN’T HOLD the additional donor ELECTRONS (from OXYGEN) needed to make them work!! My bolding. Back in my day water molecules were robust strapping things, not like the feeble little water molecules you see today, too lazy to get jobs and support their electrons. I blame the communists. And MTV. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-can-you-do-with-one-little-still/317152/20 "2005-08-16T18:14:49Z")
Did any one else notice, the guy pictured behind the navigation buttons appears to be naked? :eek: What’s up with that?