# How much do guys actually talk about their "junk"? \[warning: foul language\] **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 6, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-guys-actually-talk-about-their-junk-warning-foul-language/429049 "2007-12-06T17:36:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-guys-actually-talk-about-their-junk-warning-foul-language/429049/61 "2007-12-07T21:20:01Z")
> [@Cat Fight](#): > > General cock talk aside, sometimes I wish guys traded sex tips more than they seem to. And I wish women would tell us what they want us to do instead of pretending they’re enjoying themselves and then whining to their friends that nobody has taught us yet. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-guys-actually-talk-about-their-junk-warning-foul-language/429049/62 "2007-12-07T21:42:44Z")
The incessant cocktalk is one of the few things I dislike about The Wire. It makes me think either the characters’ lives are devoid of anything else meaningful or the writers aren’t as good at writing dialogue as they imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-guys-actually-talk-about-their-junk-warning-foul-language/429049/63 "2007-12-07T22:33:51Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] And I wish women would tell us what they want us to do instead of pretending they’re enjoying themselves and then whining to their friends that nobody has taught us yet. [/QUOTE] Oh I agree. Behind every great lover is a great lover who taught them well. But sometimes it just takes something the unsatisfied lover has never thought of-- hence the advice from girlfriends (and endless, albeit highly questionable, tips and tricks in women’s mags). ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-guys-actually-talk-about-their-junk-warning-foul-language/429049/64 "2007-12-07T23:28:32Z")
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ] What we need, then, is someone who’s been a male present in a group of all-male cops or all-male stevedores. Apparently they’re the only ones talking cock 🙂 [/QUOTE] Surely we can add all-male gay porn productions to the list of cock-talkers. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-guys-actually-talk-about-their-junk-warning-foul-language/429049/65 "2007-12-08T01:14:05Z")
[QUOTE=Lemur866] Surely we can add all-male gay porn productions to the list of cock-talkers. [/QUOTE] Heh, I’m sure. But it’s probably boring to them already because cocktalk on the set of a gay porn is all “business talk.” “You see the new guy? He’s got a humongous cock. I hope he doesn’t replace me…” “Bill, I don’t want to do hand job scenes with Mike anymore. He really tugs on my cock too hard.” “So tell me, do you cover your cock in the tanning bed or no?” All boring. Not half as exciting as what’s said in the conference room at the Baltimore PD HQ 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-guys-actually-talk-about-their-junk-warning-foul-language/429049.md?page=3)