# How much do you enjoy a man's ejaculation? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617 "2011-01-14T17:21:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/21 "2011-01-14T20:35:07Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Did I miss a memo? Are we not allowed to joke in IMHO now? > > Because really… _dipping sauce?__ **Really?** _ > > I can’t possibly be expected to take this seriously. 😛 Too many jokes and not enough actual response. How about a compromise? Try to add a real answer to the joke answer. That shouldn’t be too hard to choke down, and be a bit less messy. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/22 "2011-01-14T20:41:00Z")
Okay. I like ejaculate. Not quite enough to give up chipotle ranch, though. ---
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/23 "2011-01-14T21:29:03Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > Okay. I like ejaculate. Not quite enough to give up chipotle ranch, though. If it’s not too personal a question (well, I mean, considering the context of the thread), what do you like about it? This is one of the things I don’t think I can relate to. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/24 "2011-01-14T21:46:00Z")
Well, I don’t like it the way I like a nice sauvignon blanc, if that’s what you’re wondering. I’m certainly not looking into cultivating an extensive cum cellar. I like it because it’s part of sexyfuntime, and in that context I do fully enjoy the taste, texture, visuals, etc. Ultimately I like it because it means I done made my man happy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/25 "2011-01-14T21:57:37Z")
Yeah, I like it because my man likes it. If it were gone I wouldn’t miss it. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_Stimulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Digital\_Stimulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_Stimulus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/26 "2011-01-14T22:31:05Z")
Due to an issue with extracting her previous IUD, there was a period of about a month when my wife and I relied on condoms for birth control. She _really_ didn’t like that (relatively speaking, of course). She said that afterward, it left her feeling kinda empty. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/27 "2011-01-14T23:03:56Z")
This is a thread that would really use the ability to replace “originally posted by” with other things in the quote box, such as **Poster X** ejaculated; or **Poster X** spewed; ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/28 "2011-01-14T23:09:26Z")
This seems apropos: [Natural Harvest](http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959) Gotta love the user reviews for that book > [@](#): > > My kids love these recipes. Big hit on the dinner table every evening. It’s wonderful that my whole family can participate in the preparation in making a meal together and this is as natural as it can be. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/29 "2011-01-14T23:14:35Z")
I just can’t believe that 28 posts in, no one has expressed their preference for pan-fried. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/30 "2011-01-14T23:21:18Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > So I ask ya- to the extent that it affected your own actual pleasure, not just a sympathy for what he’s going through, how disappointed would you be if your man could no longer ejaculate? Sympathy for him would be pretty much it, actually. I don’t mind the squishy factor or swallowing, but the only thing ejaculate really means to me is perceptible proof that he came. So I guess I’d get to feel what it’s like for many hetero men, wondering if he really came or he was faking it. That’s a little disconcerting, kinda, but not ultimately a big deal in a committed relationship with good communication. And dipping sauce?! That there, dear friend, was a one in a million girl you dated. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/31 "2011-01-15T05:36:54Z")
> [@Ludy](#): > > I am also a little squimish when it comes to bodily fluids so cum does not go on my body or in my mouth. Look, I’m really sorry, but I just don’t think this is going to work out. It’s not me, it’s you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/32 "2011-01-15T06:03:39Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > I just can’t believe that 28 posts in, no one has expressed their preference for pan-fried. Or as fish food. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveroptic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiveroptic/32/8257_2.png) [@Fiveroptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveroptic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/33 "2011-01-15T13:36:39Z")
Okay, part of the fun of sex is the gooey mess. But then, I’m a lesbian, so my answer is “no” by default. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/34 "2011-01-15T14:19:42Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > I concur. Not that I spit it out or anyhting - that’d just be rude- but why would it be considered any less messy, objectionable than an other bodily fluid? I’ll probably lose my man card for this but you can spit it out, it’s not rude. God bless ya’ tho’. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/35 "2011-01-15T14:38:12Z")
Of course it’s rude to spit it out. I spent all day making it! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/36 "2011-01-15T14:42:39Z")
Part of this issue depends on the guy’s size. If his cock is longer, there’s less cum to begin with, then there’s “seepage” which can continue even up to 15 minutes later. Guys who are shorter tend to cum all at once. And of course age is a factor. In our case, my partner is very good at having an orgasm the same time as mine, and I don’t need to see him cum to know that it’s happened. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/37 "2011-01-18T15:57:26Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I’ll probably lose my man card for this but you can spit it out, it’s not rude. God bless ya’ tho’. You’re just saying that 'cause otherwise you won’t kiss me afterward 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/38 "2011-01-18T16:10:55Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Yeah, I was reading through the OP and sort of mentally composing the reply I was going to make and then suddenly, oh HELL no. HELL NO. Now I can’t remember what I was going to originally say. Ha ha. A+ because this mirrors my response almost exactly. WTF times a billion. Anyway, um, (shudders) back to the question: I used to like ejaculate (I think) until the OP scarred me for life. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/39 "2011-01-18T17:15:47Z")
I’m really surprised by all the frightened responses to that anecdote. I never thought of it as such a big deal; the girl just really liked the stuff. The point being, there’s a spectrum, and she was way at one end of it. I’ve actually never been with someone who was at the other end, who really detested everything about it. So I was just curious what the general consensus is. ---
**Author:** ![Kalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalypso)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617/40 "2011-01-18T17:36:00Z")
It wouldn’t bother me if my partner couldn’t ejaculate with orgasm. It’s not that big a deal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-do-you-enjoy-a-mans-ejaculation/567617.md?page=3)