# How much does it cost for Obama to take a leak? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381 "2013-03-08T14:47:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/1 "2013-03-08T14:47:02Z")
I mean, this clown is literally pissing away our hard-earned tax dollars. He’s on the clock, collecting his fat government paycheck, every second he’s at the urinal, draining his community-organizing organ, and most of the time, he’s got Secret Service on the clock, too, protecting his scrawny Kenyan ass, and peeing into a receptable built at government expense (read: your tax dollars) and maintained with plumbing that must be kept up to code, according the numerous redundant and wasteful governmental regulations, by plumbers and maintenance people who (naturally) are also collecting government paychecks–it never ends!! He must be stopped!! My head is exploding from thie outrage!! When will this tyranny end? Never? I say we must rise up as one and protect our precious freedom before it all goes down the drain. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/2 "2013-03-08T14:56:09Z")
You forgot to call him a socialist. -1 Also, needs more cowbell. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/3 "2013-03-08T15:18:29Z")
And what is the solution to this in the current political climate? Well, depends… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/4 "2013-03-08T15:20:28Z")
Was this leaked by the White House? ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/5 "2013-03-08T15:22:51Z")
Obviously fake. Kenyans don’t use urinals. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/6 "2013-03-08T15:22:55Z")
He has a wife and two daughters. His election meant that he could just go pee anytime he wanted, without having to go outside for a tree. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/7 "2013-03-08T15:29:40Z")
So it could be like that scene in _Dirty Rotten Scoundrels_? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/8 "2013-03-08T15:41:10Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > You forgot to call him a socialist. -1 > > Also, needs more cowbell. No, these days the buzzword is “dictator”. Clearly you haven’t received the brainstem cyberfeed from Breitbart. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/9 "2013-03-08T16:10:03Z")
We don’t really know if the White House employs both a royal dick holder and a separate tip wiper or if they expect one person to do both jobs. Without that information it’s difficut to decide on the proper outrage. With the budget the way it is I think the WH should end the coverup on the number of full time urinal staff. ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/10 "2013-03-08T16:13:34Z")
It’s not just Obama. It’s not just Democrats. It’ s not just Republicans. A good majority of our elected officials are money hungry, idiotic pieces of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/11 "2013-03-08T16:14:14Z")
Op. The secret service monitors this site. So urine trouble now. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/12 "2013-03-08T16:17:48Z")
No? How about this one? The President should be afforded all the time he needs in the lavatory without having to wait in any sort of lines. He needs to mind his pees and queues. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/13 "2013-03-08T16:24:29Z")
> [@shiftless](#): > > We don’t really know if the White House employs both a royal dick holder and a separate tip wiper or if they expect one person to do both jobs. This is Obama we’re talking about. It takes two just to hold the monster. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/14 "2013-03-08T16:27:06Z")
So that’s why Michelle has that big grin all the time! Bet she wasn’t real thrilled with Barry hanging out with Tiger Woods. ---
**Author:** ![drew870mitchell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drew870mitchell/32/3946_2.png) [@drew870mitchell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drew870mitchell)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/15 "2013-03-08T16:27:34Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > This is Obama we’re talking about. It takes two just to hold the monster. Nah, that’s the white half. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/16 "2013-03-08T16:37:15Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > No, these days the buzzword is “dictator”. Clearly you haven’t received the brainstem cyberfeed from Breitbart. [Did someone say “dictator?”](http://www.herecomethemummies.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/zoom/files/2011/December/penis%20potato.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/17 "2013-03-08T16:38:26Z")
If he shakes more than once, he’s playing with himself. Then again, that’s probably cheaper than fooling with the interns. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/18 "2013-03-08T16:42:23Z")
That, and the fact that Michelle would fucking kill him. ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/19 "2013-03-08T16:47:12Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > That, and the fact that Michelle would fucking kill him. Wouldn’t she get in trouble with the Secret Service if she killed him fucking? (oops - misread your post) ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/20 "2013-03-08T16:49:53Z")
> [@JohnGalt](#): > > Wouldn’t she get in trouble with the Secret Service if she killed him fucking? (oops - misread your post) Presidents copulating on our dime! Outrageous. We should be reimbursed every time. Does that make the US the world’s biggest pimp? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381.md?page=2)