# How much does it cost for Obama to take a leak? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 8, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381 "2013-03-08T14:47:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/21 "2013-03-08T16:53:56Z")
Fuck him to death? He wouldn’t know if he was coming or going. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/22 "2013-03-08T17:14:47Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Fuck him to death? He wouldn’t know if he was coming or going. Or going and coming. And always too soon. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/23 "2013-03-08T17:41:00Z")
You’re addressing the symptom and not the problem. The real source of this is his continued insistence on drinking water. This kind of tyrannical entitlement is typical of his mad money burning ways. I mean c’mon, doesn’t he know how much water costs? ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/24 "2013-03-08T18:07:34Z")
I support this Pitting. I wanted to protest Obama’s waste of taxpayer funds in recent related threads but was afraid my anger would cause me to violate non-Pit language rules. $200 million per day to rent the Taj Mahal? :dubious: $2,500,000 _per hole_ to play golf with that other black-white halfbreed? :smack: (I assume that’s so expensive because our beloved President will join Tiger at a hooker-and-blow party afterwords.) The $200,000/hour Secret Service bill to babysit the teenage brats seems especially egregious – can’t they just be locked in their rooms? Contrast this with GWB, who was thrifty enough about taxpayer dollars to stay at Crawford, cheap to protect because of its isolation. But wouldn’t you know? The Socialists had to make up lies about him. When he celebrated killing Obama bin Laden by landing on an aircraft carrier, the only real cost was $19.95 for the ribbons reading “Mission Accomplished.” The fighter flight itself was needed training in case GWB would ever be called up to protect Texas once again from the Viet Cong. But the liberals blathered on and on; even claiming the Iraq War wouldn’t pay for itself. (True, the cost is up to 2 or 3 trillion by now, but that’s mostly just the cost of answering stupid liberal questions.) It all makes me spitting mad. Is the taxpayer buying watermelons for these Kenyan intruders, or do they at least pay for that themselves? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/25 "2013-03-08T18:10:16Z")
If only he could donate that pee to hungry children. \*See? I can make fun of myself. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/26 "2013-03-08T18:18:47Z")
Pssst. You forget to tell them he used the white man’s urinal. That’ll make their heads explode. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/27 "2013-03-08T22:16:07Z")
“_You majesty is a fine stream of bat’s piss_” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/28 "2013-03-08T22:36:19Z")
I wish you hadn’t said that. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/29 "2013-03-10T01:45:39Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Or going and coming. And always too soon. It’s twue. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/30 "2013-03-10T02:53:12Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Fuck him to death? He wouldn’t know if he was coming or going. can you imagine the SS agent wondering when he should jump in and take one for the team? ---
**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/31 "2013-03-10T15:50:20Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > You’re addressing the symptom and not the problem. The real source of this is his continued insistence on drinking water. This kind of tyrannical entitlement is typical of his mad money burning ways. I mean c’mon, doesn’t he know how much water costs? In fairness, [Obama drinks very little water.](http://www.theonion.com/articles/poll-1-in-5-americans-believe-obama-is-a-cactus,18127/) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/32 "2013-03-11T15:40:47Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > No? How about this one? > The President should be afforded all the time he needs in the lavatory without having to wait in any sort of lines. > > He needs to mind his pees and queues. So that’s the origin of the phrase. > [@silenus](#): > > This is Obama we’re talking about. It takes two just to hold the monster. Well, Biden did promise us the President has a big…[stick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=649876&highlight=biden) ---
**Author:** ![Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mentor_and_Liar)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/33 "2013-03-11T16:29:22Z")
Let me get this straight; the President stands up for your nation and you’re pissed? ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/34 "2013-03-11T19:51:41Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Never? I say we must rise up as one and protect our precious freedom before it all goes down the drain. When the president runs out of piss, you can bet he’ll rely on the precious bodily fluids of other hard working Americans to replenish it. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/35 "2013-03-11T19:54:16Z")
Now I am imaging what the POTUS’s penis looks like. ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/36 "2013-03-11T20:00:02Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Now I am imaging what the POTUS’s penis looks like. Depending on who you ask, it curves slightly to the left, hangs in the middle, or even bends slightly to the right. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-does-it-cost-for-obama-to-take-a-leak/652381/37 "2013-03-11T20:08:45Z")
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