handy, that’s fucking brilliant! I’m gonna do that this year!
Hmmmmmmm…wonder if I can adapt that ploy for my KIDS’ Christmas presents, as well…
Missy: Be careful about admitting to being an Old Style drinker around here.
First Chicago Dopefest:
Gaudere: sips Guinness Stout in a ladylike manner
UncleBeer: quaffs Labatt’s Blue with a manly swagger
Ukulele Ike Swigs from cans of Old Style, dripping on his necktie
Result:
Gaudere and UncleBeer now respected and powerful Straight Dope Moderators; Ukulele Ike still Regular Schlub
Shoulda kept my eye on that barkeeper…he was wearing a mortarboard and a bag with eyeholes over his head.