How much force can I use to free myself from a false CITIZEN's arrest?

I believe you are an attorney, and I most certainly am not. But if someone I never saw before in my life grabbed me and yelled “You’re under citizen’s arrest!”, and I knew I hadn’t done anything to warrant that, I, and I believe any other reasonable person, would assume that person was either deranged or using that as an excuse to keep me there for some nefarious purpose. I would certainly treat that as a situation to get myself out of, not to stick around for. I’d hope the DA and courts would agree with me.
I wonder if there’s any case law on this?

And edible!

“How dare you touch me!! Do you have any idea who the fuck I am?!!”
“No…Who the f…”
PUNCH!!

“And we like sheep!” - George Frideric Handel

aaand now you’re both in headlocks again. This is going to take all day…

That reminds me; what happens if two actual law enforcement officers attempt to play “dueling arrests”? Say, if a state policeman tries to arrest an FBI agent for DUI and the FBI agent says the cop is under arrest for assaulting a federal agent? Is it a matter of who says “You’re under arrest” first?

Until it rains. Then life stinks.

It can’t rain all the time

We are DeVos!

Probably looks like that scene in Dirk Gently where the cops, secret agency and FBI guys all pull guns on each other outside Todd’s apartment.

I don’t think you’re assumption (derangement or nefarious purpose) is a reasonable one; you’re arbitrarily excluding the obvious possibility that some fact or circumstance which hasn’t yet come to your attention has led this person to form the reasonable but mistake assumption that you have committed a crime. Maybe you look strikingly like the person who mugged an old lady seconds before, just around the corner, which you’re not aware of yet.

And if you assault somebody when you have no reasonable belief that your assault is justified, well, that would be an assault, wouldn’t it?

You’re essentially arguing here that there’s a right to resist arrest violently if you believe yourself to be innocent of whatever it is the arrestor might suspect you of. That’s not the case. It makes no sense for the law simultaneously to recognise a right to arrest, and a right to resist that arrest with violence; that’s a recipe for disorder, which is the main thing the law is supposed to avoid.

Probably.

That’s what the philosopher is for.

I still disagree that resistance for escape would somehow be leave me open for prosecution if I hadn’t in fact committed any crime, even if the law allowed for a citizen’s arrest on “reasonable suspicion”. I just can’t believe that the magical phrase “citizen’s arrest!” somehow removes all right I have to defend myself from assault or false imprisonment.

And for jurisdictions that don’t allow arrest on “reasonable suspicion”, it’s absolutely false arrest, and presumably then I can resist - cite for Massachusetts:

So here in MA, if someone grabs me and yells “citizen’s arrest!”, I’m absolutely going to kick him in the nuts and high tail it out of there, secure in the knowledge that I’m behaving lawfully.

A citizen’s arrest can typically only be made for a felony, unless it is committed in the presence of the arresting citizen. And the arresting person must identify the crime for which the arrest is made:

Needless to say, this also applies to citizens’ arrests.

As a general matter, state officials may not arrest federal officials while they are in the course and scope of their official duties. So drunk in a bar is okay, but other situations, probably not.

I’d ask them if they know who they’re dealing with first.

They’re clearly using the same computer/laptop.

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[li]**Sicks Ate **posts.[/li]
[li]Restatrts computer accidentally instead of just logging off of SDMB–he’s got Dr. Crap in a headlock, keep in mind.[/li]
[li]Computer finally reboots. **Dr. Crap **forgets password (lack of oxygen to brain, re: headlock).[/li]
[li]Dr. Crap finally signs in, posts.[/li][/ol]

Ta-daa.

Wow…you guys ran with that.

Yeah, well, we knew you couldn’t catch us, since how fast can you run when you’ve got someone in a headlock?

…And you can do that even if you have committed a crime, if the crime isn’t going to be prosecuted.

Which may seem a dangerous assumption, but I’ve seen it applied in a “theft from employer” case. The employer refused to prosecute, which left the security guard strung out.

Conversely it’s a powerful incentive to prosecute even when you’re not sure there is a moral or factual basis for prosecution: if you can get the conviction you’re safe, if not, you’re in jeopardy.