# How much money do you have? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331 "2000-03-03T21:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/21 "2000-03-03T22:07:00Z")
Mikey, seeing as you have a big dick, why don’t you go fuck yourself? Cristi gave you some good advice. Here’s some more: Try AOL Chat. You’ll be among your own kind. Schmuck. * * * Voted as: **The poster you’d most like to meet.** I demand a recount. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/22 "2000-03-03T22:09:00Z")
Love the blank responses. I gotta try that. * * * Voted as: **The poster you’d most like to meet.** I demand a recount. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/23 "2000-03-03T22:09:00Z")
That’s it, screw my self-imposed ignoring of Michael Masterson. This guy irritates me so much, I actually sent him an email, which is pretty much the last straw in my book. Yes Michael, you are an irritating, deranged, vapid waste of every atom that is a part of your body. It is a shame that the complex inner-workings of the human body have to be wasted on a simpering, half-brained, lifeless piece of work like you. You win. You have gotten my goat. From this point on, in every thread you start, I will post a simple reply to that thread asking that no matter how idiotic, inflammatroy, or iritating your thread is, to please ignore it and let it sink back into the primordial ooze from which it’s writer has lurched. So, having said that… To fellow dopers reading this, please follow my lead and ignore this thread. Don’t post an insult, just roll your eyes, recognize this guy for what he is and let the thread die. * * * Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners. And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off. ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/24 "2000-03-03T22:17:00Z")
How much money do I have? I have […] much. * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/25 "2000-03-03T22:20:00Z")
> [@](#): > > HEY!, no question is a stupid question! There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/26 "2000-03-03T22:36:00Z")
:rolleyes: Well, Mullinator told me to do it. * * * " The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference." Elie Wiesel Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that) ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/27 "2000-03-03T22:39:00Z")
Me thinks the one who must brag about one’s net worth does so in a feeble attempt to be accepted and wanted. Get a fucking clue you schmuck (great word Wally, mind if I use it?) You’re barking up the wrong board if you think anyone here is impressed with your cash or the size of your penis! If you have taken ANY time to read you may have noticed that the people here seem to be of above average intelligence…and interesting! You possess neither of these qualities…it’s a good thing you have all that other stuff to compensate. :rolleyes: * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/28 "2000-03-03T22:39:00Z")
Apologizing to the Regs in advance because I really can’t resist… > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Michael Masterson: > **I have 1.2 million how much do all of you have?** Slacker. * * * [Change Your Password, Please](http://204.95.48.199/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getannounce&ForumNumber=3&Start=2451545.99&End=2451911&Session=2451598.1854) and don’t use HTML, as it has been disabled ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/29 "2000-03-03T22:42:00Z")
And an IOU for 10,000 Phaedybucks. ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Roberts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Roberts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Roberts)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/30 "2000-03-04T00:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by PurpleCrackwhore: > **Love the name Dread Pirate…and from one of my favorite movies too. Welcome to the board!** Thank you, PCW (if I may call you that. It seems everybody else does. Or would you prefer Ms. Whore? No, that doesn’t really sound right.). It is a great movie, isn’t it? I was really surprised that the user name wasn’t already taken, what with all the references to P.B. that I’ve seen here. ---
**Author:** ![WillGolfForFood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WillGolfForFood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillGolfForFood)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/31 "2000-03-04T00:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by UncleBeer: > Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I’ve often wondered why “abbreviation” was such a long word… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Masterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Michael\_Masterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Masterson)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/32 "2000-03-04T00:39:00Z")
hey I can’t help it my pants/wallet are loaded. ---
**Author:** ![WillGolfForFood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/82dd89/32.png) [@WillGolfForFood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillGolfForFood)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/33 "2000-03-04T01:00:00Z")
Sure you can - all you have to do is remember to wipe next time. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/34 "2000-03-04T01:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by WillGolfForFood: > **Sure you can - all you have to do is remember to wipe next time.** ROTFLMAO!!! That was very good. * * * Look, it’s people like you what cause unrest. ---
**Author:** ![MtnMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85e7bf/32.png) [@MtnMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MtnMan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/35 "2000-03-04T01:26:00Z")
With apologies to Mullinator. Let’s see . . . First it was “Does size matter?” with stories about how big MM’s dick is. Now we have “How much money do you have?” with stories of MM’s fortune. What would an insecure, pimple-faced, pencil-necked high school geek think to ask next? [ul][li]Who was captain of their high school football team?[/li][li]Who nailed the head cheerleader in a limo at prom?[/li][li]Who can drink an entire case of beer and not puke?[/li][li]Who can belch the Star Spangled Banner?[/ul][/li] I’m running low on ways such people prove how cool and macho they are. Any other suggestions? Btw, the last person I can recall who publicly bragged about how much money he had was a wanna-be stand up comedian who beat his ex-girlfriend and had to lie about how much money he had (and hide his face) to get women interested in him. Your real initials wouldn’t happen to be “RR” would they? ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/36 "2000-03-04T01:27:00Z")
To hear is to obey, Mull! : :rolleyes:: ---
**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/37 "2000-03-04T01:34:00Z")
Hey, people, don’t be unkind to MM just because he rounds off the the nearest hundred thousand. I can be more exact. A ten-spot, four singles, thirty-eight cents in change. The change is sticky because it’s in the cupholder. ---
**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/38 "2000-03-04T01:37:00Z")
And hey, we can hijack MM’s thread too. His actual question was “how much to you all have?”. I don’t think he’s interested in our personal cash holdings, or net worths, I think he was querying about the total wealth of the Teeming Millions. He’ll need to be more specific, though. Most of us are in the USA, and the GNP should be fairly easy to approximate. Worldwide, I dunno. I’d say the equation is “Total Value of World minus the 1.2 million in MM’s pants.” Oh, to get some of that pretend Internet money. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/39 "2000-03-04T06:00:00Z")
Do you have a girlfriend who runs marathons, also? ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/40 "2000-03-04T06:15:00Z")
Never in the annals of mankind have so many people hated so few. 40 reponses just to tell him off. Actually MM is an interesting guy, a 21 year old who is a 1.2 millionaire who has a big dick, is a babe magnet, who whacks off 3 times a day, who works out as a constuction worker and trims his public hair. Is there anything he can’t do? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331.md?page=3)