# How much money do you have?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331 "2000-03-03T21:34:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/41 "2000-03-04T06:31:00Z")

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\< burp \>  
Pardon me

This guy’s threads make me have this need to burp…

\< burp \>

No pardon me’s necessary

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/42 "2000-03-04T07:19:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Michael Masterson:  
> **I have 1.2 million how much do all of you have?**

–You did not specify Won, Rupiah or Drachmas.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Masterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Michael\_Masterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Masterson)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/43 "2000-03-04T07:23:00Z")

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1.2 million american dollars, not Turkish Lira.

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**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/44 "2000-03-04T08:24:00Z")

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Major, Don’t forget that he can give us all multiple orgasms, too. He is soooo dreamy!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/45 "2000-03-04T14:10:00Z")

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> Major, Don’t forget that he can give us all multiple orgasms, too. He is soooo dreamy!

He’s giving me some right now.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/46 "2000-03-04T14:35:00Z")

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Wow, if Mike gets just another $800,000, he could be the next contestant on Who Wants to Marry A Multi-Millionaire. With his charm, grace, clever wit, and enormous penis size, he could be a worthy successor to Rick Rockwell.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/47 "2000-03-05T01:54:00Z")

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> Originally posted by MtnMan:  
> **Who can drink an entire case of beer and not puke?**

Well, since you _asked_: that would be me 😃

(Hey, anything to hijack this thing. Sorry Mully 😉 )

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**Coldfire**  
_Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-money-do-you-have/14331/48 "2000-03-05T02:54:00Z")

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