# How much of a slut are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 6, 2005, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201 "2005-03-06T11:29:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/41 "2005-03-06T18:49:43Z")
Ahem. 89% Sometimes I feel like a slut; sometimes . . . um, I still feel like a slut? ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/42 "2005-03-06T18:53:50Z")
> [@belladonna](#): > > 80% !? > > Do they have nuns compiling these things, or what? How \*you \*doin? šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/43 "2005-03-06T18:55:14Z")
Not surpising given the thread title, and not likely to be much of an issue on a Sunday, but if youā€™re seeing this thread at work on Monday morning, Iā€™d avoid clicking on that link. Not very work-safeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/44 "2005-03-06T18:58:02Z")
I live in Tulsa, which is ā€œa slutā€ spelled backwards, so I would expect to score high on this test. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/45 "2005-03-06T19:09:03Z")
55% Wow. I expected a much, much lower score. ---
**Author:** ![Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f04885/32.png) [@Ninja\_Pizza\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ninja_Pizza_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/46 "2005-03-06T19:20:41Z")
71%. Iā€™d try to make up something funny about it, but Iā€™m off to chase the Ninja Pizza Babe around the bedroom a few times until she catches me. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/47 "2005-03-06T19:31:38Z")
60% and i thought it would be higher. . . ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/48 "2005-03-06T19:45:29Z")
59%. Not bad for a guy whoā€™s been a one-woman guy since Freshman year in college. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/49 "2005-03-06T19:56:11Z")
Amusingly enough, 69% slutty. My fiance took the test and got a similar score, so I guess the wedding is still on. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/50 "2005-03-06T20:43:58Z")
78% slut, and I just wanna thank the U.S. Navy and friendly women everywhere for the memories. With that said, I need to add that I left my evil ways behind when Mrs.fortuna came into my life on new years eve 1984. And since her death on june 19 2002, the only action I am getting is fishin for change. Damn I love you babe. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/51 "2005-03-06T20:54:58Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Do any of you sort of object to the idea that your thoughts and attitudes, rather than your actions, can contribute to your sluttyness quotient? I mean, if I had done a tenth of the things Iā€™ve thought of, Iā€™d be a very. naughty. boy. But, because I never had the balls (figuratively, now, figuratively) to do most of it (nor the snacky good looks to facilitate persuasion), I really never walked the slut walk to any remarkable degree. What use to the slut are dirty thoughts if he/she canā€™t or wonā€™t act on them? You are clearly a slut _manque_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/52 "2005-03-06T21:15:11Z")
54%, which is amazing, as Iā€™ve always thought of myself as a very dull person. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/53 "2005-03-06T21:18:31Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > What use to the slut are dirty thoughts if he/she canā€™t or wonā€™t act on them? Maybe dirty thoughts just havenā€™t been of use to the potnetial slut _yet_. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/54 "2005-03-06T21:38:24Z")
I scored a mere 15%. ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/55 "2005-03-06T22:08:39Z")
42% slut ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/56 "2005-03-06T22:20:37Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > You are clearly a slut _manque_. I donā€™t laugh out loud very often when reading messageboards, but this remark made me hoot so hard that I sucked lemonade up my nose. Thanks for the snootful, **Colibri**. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Honesty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f04885/32.png) [@Honesty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honesty)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/57 "2005-03-06T22:24:27Z")
42% I need to get laid. =( - Honesty ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/58 "2005-03-06T22:41:43Z")
38% I thought it would be lower to be perfectly honestā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/59 "2005-03-06T22:55:26Z")
50% That seems so vanilla. ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/60 "2005-03-06T22:56:43Z")
62%, which is a bit surprising, considering I havenā€™t had sex in almost a year. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201.md?page=4)