# How much of a slut are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 6, 2005, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201 "2005-03-06T11:29:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/101 "2005-03-08T00:34:15Z")

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The Results ARE IN! You are:

84%  
Slut

Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 84% Slutty.

84% how disgusting! Damn sinus headache’s got me way off my usual sluttiness tonight. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/102 "2005-03-08T04:22:18Z")

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Jeez, I only got a 68%! In my wild past I had group sex, cheated a few times, did most of the anatomically possible combinations of Tab A into Slot B, C, or D, and only came up with 68%. What the hell am I doing wrong? I deserve at least a 75% in my opinion. Lessee here…

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/103 "2005-03-08T04:45:44Z")

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78%

I wonder what it would have been had I posted my real age, instead of my mental age?

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**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/104 "2005-03-08T05:05:36Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> I live in Tulsa, which is “a slut” spelled backwards, so I would expect to score high on this test.

Me, too. 64%.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/105 "2005-03-08T05:33:12Z")

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> [@jackelope](#):
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> Bolding mine. I just wanted to point out that “the slut walk” is technically known as THE LIMP OF SHAME.

I call it “the limp of TRIUMPH!”

\</oblique simpsons ref\>

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**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/106 "2005-03-08T06:08:06Z")

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79%

My wild past catches up with me, I guess. 🙂

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-of-a-slut-are-you/293201/107 "2005-03-08T06:08:36Z")

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I got 46%, I am surprised because I thought it would be higher. I wonder what bumps up the score.

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