# How much porn do you have? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 1, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874 "2007-11-01T15:14:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/81 "2007-11-02T23:55:27Z")
> [@riker1384](#): > > You’re a computer? I’ve wondered what kind of pornography a computer would collect. A computer would probably get pissed off at its user and say, [“Hey, kid! Stop all the downloadin’!”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9f1aiQAzJ4) (Found [this interesting tidbit](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W03-bn3mJAM) as well. Try the above link first.) > [@Beware of Doug](#): > > You do know you aren’t actually supposed to put it in the toilet? Isn’t “toilet” the UK/European word for “bathroom”? I’m pretty sure **Sapo** is originally from Italy. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/82 "2007-11-03T00:07:32Z")
Until last week, I had about 250 files at roughly 20 gigs on an external drive but since I never looked at it, I went ahead and deleted all of it. All I have left now are three DVDs (one of which is a bonus disc; the standalone was a gift from a Doper) and a cracked account on a rather large website. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/83 "2007-11-03T01:08:15Z")
I used to have a collection when I lived by myself but it didn’t make sense to move it twice when the internet takes up so much less space in the closet. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/84 "2007-11-03T14:16:35Z")
Zip, zilch, nada. Unless you include an old dusty copy of “The Joy of Sex”. My spouse provides all the fantasy I can handle. ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/85 "2007-11-03T16:47:40Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **Beware of Doug** > You do know you aren’t actually supposed to put it in the toilet? Isn’t “toilet” the UK/European word for “bathroom”? I’m pretty sure **Sapo** is originally from Italy. [/QUOTE] 🙂 Venezuela, actually (Italian ascendancy, though). Either way, the whole take the laptop to the restroom thing just reminds me of the Seinfiled episode where George takes a book to the restroom at a bookstore. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/86 "2007-11-03T17:57:28Z")
[QUOTE=Sapo] 🙂 Venezuela, actually (Italian ascendancy, though). Either way, the whole take the laptop to the restroom thing just reminds me of the Seinfiled episode where George takes a book to the restroom at a bookstore. [/QUOTE] Ah, OK. Somehow I got the idea that you were Italian (from Italy) and had moved to Puerto Rico to be with Mrs. Sapo, where I suppose the truth was that you were Italian (from Venezuela) and had moved to Puerto Rico to be with Mrs. Sapo. Or am I messing that up too? ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/87 "2007-11-03T18:12:55Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Ah, OK. Somehow I got the idea that you were Italian (from Italy) and had moved to Puerto Rico to be with Mrs. Sapo, where I suppose the truth was that you were Italian (from Venezuela) and had moved to Puerto Rico to be with Mrs. Sapo. Or am I messing that up too? [/QUOTE] You are missing about 17 other moves that I have done in between, but I haven’t brought them up here, so you are correct. We moved to PR from the US, though. We were both living there when we met. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874/88 "2007-11-03T20:42:15Z")
None. It doesn’t do anything for me. Husband has some on his computer and some movies. I have no idea of the amount. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-porn-do-you-have/424874.md?page=4)