# How much tongue is too much?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 19, 2001, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202 "2001-11-19T14:49:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/21 "2011-08-14T21:54:20Z")

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> [@Medea\_s\_Child](#):
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> It depends on the situation, but in general I agree with you. Generally it narrows down to drool is bad.
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> With a damp, not drooly, tongue a tiny lick on the edge of the earlobe isn’t a bad addition.
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> Likewise, when goofing around I don’t mind a playful nose lick (think puppy). (Goofing around being not always foreplay playfulness and laughter.)
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> But yea, other than those exceptions, tongue is not arousing. (Drool is bad)

I’m in agreement with MC.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/22 "2011-08-14T22:12:29Z")

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So then teasingly plucking at the eyelids with my canines is not recommended?

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/23 "2011-08-15T05:50:24Z")

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So I’m the only one who thinks you can’t have too much tongue? I like being licked … all over.

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/24 "2011-08-15T18:25:20Z")

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I had a GF in high school who could almost reach her eyebrows with her tongue. We’re talking giraffe tongue here. Fill your mouth, she could, and more.😃  
Good times…

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/25 "2011-08-15T20:03:03Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> So then teasingly plucking at the eyelids with my canines is not recommended?

:eek:

No. No, it’s not.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/26 "2011-08-15T20:17:51Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> So I’m the only one who thinks you can’t have too much tongue? I like being licked … all over.

And I of course read your user name as **Mr. Dribble…**

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/27 "2011-08-17T05:16:18Z")

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> [@bobkitty](#):
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> I have always eschewed former-animal-tongue, partly because I can’t stand the thought of something being viserally able to taste _me_

And the worst thing about eating former-animal-tongue is that you’re never quite sure when you’re done chewing.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2011, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-tongue-is-too-much/94202/28 "2011-08-17T09:03:55Z")

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> [@Surly\_Chick](#):
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> And I of course read your user name as **Mr. Dribble…**

See, this is one time that’s an understandable mistake. 😛

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