# How much wood????

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**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [August 20, 2005, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-wood/317871 "2005-08-20T09:54:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![mikey1969](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9c0ed/32.png) [@mikey1969](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikey1969)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-wood/317871/1 "2005-08-20T09:54:48Z")

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In answer to the ‘How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?’ question posed here:  
[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2\_083a.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_083a.html)  
I have determined that it is exactly 4 cords, no more, no less.

You’re welcome, please remit $75 immediately to my PayPal acount…

Seriously, keep up the good work!