# How much $$$ would Heffner have to offer.... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 5, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276 "2000-08-05T21:54:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/1 "2000-08-05T21:54:54Z")
to get YOU to pose nude in Playboy? Apparently Darva got close to a million. Jenna will do it for $500,000. Do you have a price? Or would you resist? ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/2 "2000-08-05T21:56:28Z")
£10,000 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/3 "2000-08-05T23:27:55Z")
:rolleyes: Why am I not surprised (that the only answer so far has been a gay guy)? ---
**Author:** ![JosephFinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/4 "2000-08-06T01:40:27Z")
$1000. But hey, I’m a straight guy. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/5 "2000-08-06T01:44:37Z")
\<— straight guy Hell, I would do it for free!!! Don’t forget, you get to hang out in the playboy mansion!!! SHit, I would pay HIM!! ---
**Author:** ![barking\_frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@barking\_frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barking_frog)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/6 "2000-08-06T02:18:49Z")
slight hijack… thats strange, on the last poster section for the thread (which has changed by now, of course) it said “bear\_nenno”, but the real last poster was “Bear\_Nenno”. The other names appear to be case sensitive… strange. I also checked a few times just to make sure. You may now go back to your regularly scheduled posting. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/7 "2000-08-06T02:53:33Z")
IAN Fan, Keep your eye out in MPSIMS. I type my name differently every time. With varying case anyway. It always stays Bear\_Nenno inside the thread but under the “Last Post” box it will show my name as I type it… ---
**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/8 "2000-08-06T04:07:37Z")
Carfare and lunch money. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/9 "2000-08-06T04:27:08Z")
Well, um, I’d have to have a little lifetime allowance thing going on, like about $100 a week for the rest of my life. Being 17, and if I live a long life, it’ll add up quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/10 "2000-08-06T14:17:32Z")
A lifetime subscription and a pass to all future photo shoots. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/11 "2000-08-06T23:50:50Z")
$500,000 with that Jord chick from Big Brother, all nude, no holds barred. ---
**Author:** ![zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a88e57/32.png) [@zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zero)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/12 "2000-08-07T12:14:46Z")
Okay, forget PB, how about the Straight Dope Message Board? ---
**Author:** ![Boots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@Boots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boots)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/13 "2000-08-07T22:57:40Z")
Playboy? They couldn’t pay me enough. I’d have to go for something more along the lines of Hustler, and I’m sure they could afford me. ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/14 "2000-08-08T06:05:54Z")
Besides the fact that I’d never be asked… I’d say $5mil. That’s enough that I can set up a good diversified portfolio with sound investments AFTER taxes. AND it leaves me with enough that I can get whatever plastic surgery/personal fitness trainer I need to get rid of whatever it is people point and laugh at on my “spread” (so to speak). AND laugh all the way to the bank. Mwa ha ha ha. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/15 "2000-08-08T08:06:43Z")
I could probably do it for free, just for fun. Maybe someone would discover me…😉 But, hey, I know I don’t qualify, my breast are to small. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/16 "2000-08-08T12:26:58Z")
Anniz, Jenna from Survivor isn’t exactly the bustiest chick in the world… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/17 "2000-08-08T13:51:22Z")
I’ve done worse for less. My attitude is I can take it if you can. BTW My breasts are fabulous. Ask anybody. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/18 "2000-08-08T14:35:36Z")
**PunditLisa** , haven’t seen the american version, just the Swedish. Did you know that we was first sending it? It has been sent 3 yares here and they come from US to see how we did it. **mojo57** , > [@](#): > > BTW My breasts are fabulous. Ask anybody. Does that mean that small breasts aren’t fabulous??? ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/19 "2000-08-12T02:54:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > **Does that mean that small breasts aren’t fabulous???** We’ve already had [that discussion](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32615). And, yes, they’re incredibly fabulous. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276/20 "2000-08-12T03:14:19Z")
I have big breasts. They’re not nescessarily the nicest, but they are very big. Hmm…Hugh would have to keep me wealthy for just about the rest of my life. I think I could stand the humiliation if I had lots and lots of money. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-much-would-heffner-have-to-offer/28276.md?page=2)