# How naked are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 15, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290 "2004-05-15T16:34:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EsotericEnigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@EsotericEnigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EsotericEnigma)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/1 "2004-05-15T16:34:58Z")

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Since my wife and I have become comfortable with each other naked, we have begun to wear clothes less.

Almost 100% of our time at home is now spent completely, or mostly naked. Shirts and pants are off within seconds of walking in the front door. It’s usually not about sex, but comfort.

This thread is a poll of your clothing habits. How naked are you?

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**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/2 "2004-05-15T16:43:11Z")

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I’ve got a T-shirt on, and that’s about it. Of course, I’m a college student in a single room, so that’s not nearly as scandalous as it sounds. 🙂

Not too sure about when I get home, though - won’t it be a bit stuffy to have the curtains drawn and windows closed all the time, especially in summer?

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/3 "2004-05-15T16:45:41Z")

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hm, living on a farm, I may have to nip outside and deal with the UPS guy or something chasing my chickens, so at minimum I wear around a humonguous size 5x tshirt that comes to below my knees, or a caftan made of breezecloth, and hubby tends to wear tshirt and running shorts. Barefoot is in, as I have loafers I can slip into fairly fast and he wears sneakers most of the time.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/4 "2004-05-15T16:46:22Z")

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Right now? Completely. But then again I live alone and keep my blinds closed, lest the neighbors complain again. When I was married it was the same thing though, for both of us.

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**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/5 "2004-05-15T17:08:23Z")

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With three kids, it’s difficult to be mostly or completely naked at any given time (even in the middle of the night). On the occasional weekend when the kids are gone, though, we spend most of the time naked.

FB

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/6 "2004-05-15T17:31:21Z")

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Nowadays about the only time I’m nekkid anymore is when I’m in the shower or mowing the yard. Right now, since I’m at work, I damn well better have some clothes on.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/7 "2004-05-15T18:09:18Z")

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I’m sitting here in boxers. My co-workers are kinda freaked out, but hey, its all about comfort. 🙂

OK, I really am in boxers, but I live alone and am home in my office.

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**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/8 "2004-05-15T18:48:59Z")

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Right now I’m wearing underwear, khakis, a paisley shirt, a tie, a ring, and a watch. I’m barefoot because I’ve been wearing sandals today, what with the nice weather. However, I currently have a roommate. I might be naked more often next year when I have a single, although maybe it’s more comfortable sitting at my computer chair with pants on due to the ass-sweat-on-leather issue.

Damn, did I just inadvertently turn anyone on by saying “ass sweat on leather”? Hope not.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/9 "2004-05-16T04:19:13Z")

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I’ve never lived alone but even if I did, I can’t imagine myself walking around nude. I’m just not comfortable in my own skin. The only time I’m naked is when I’m in the shower or maybe when I’m sleeping.

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**Author:** ![bare](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bare/32/471_2.png) [@bare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bare)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/10 "2004-05-16T04:28:32Z")

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What do YOU think?

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**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/11 "2004-05-16T04:32:02Z")

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Damnit. I usually can be found in just my t-shirt. But I have a cold and I am … cold.

Damnit.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/12 "2004-05-16T04:37:00Z")

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**Hamish** doesn’t like me to walk around naked, so I usually wear at least some boxers. When possible, though, I like to be naked, especially in summer.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/13 "2004-05-16T07:25:17Z")

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COMPLETELY NEKKID.

It’s good that way.

Sadly, our new apt has a huge patio door with those horizontal blinds. So, the door will be open all the time. That is good. However, I won’t be able to be nekkid.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/14 "2004-05-16T11:42:31Z")

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When we move, I expect I’ll be nekkid as often as reasonably possible.

Until then, there’s that whole “ **fizzy** ’s mother doesn’t want to see me nekkid” thing…

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/15 "2004-05-16T15:14:40Z")

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I’m most comfortable when I am dressed. Which would be jeans or shorts and a tee-shirt. Socks and maybe shoes.

My wife bought me some sweat type pants, and I will wear them for an hour or so in the morning on the weekends, but never after I have showered. Doesn’t feel right.

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/16 "2004-05-16T18:17:47Z")

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When I"m at home alone, I’ll walk around with a Tshirt and no underwear or completely naked. Usually just a Tshirt. Around my boyfriend I’ll usually wear just a Tshirt and underwear if we’re just at each other’s places and aren’t doing anything but just hanging out. He’s comfortable enough around me to wear just underwear, or underwear and a Tshirt. In bed, even if we’re not gonna do it, I usually am completely nude. He’ll always wear underwear “just in case he has to leap up and kick someone’s ass” or something. This is a guy who has about 15 knives in strategic places around his apartment :eek:

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/17 "2004-05-16T19:39:33Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> hm, living on a farm, I may have to nip outside and deal with the UPS guy or something chasing my chickens…

Your UPS guy chases your chickens? :eek:  
🙂

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/18 "2004-05-16T19:51:38Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Nowadays about the only time I’m nekkid anymore is when I’m in the shower or **mowing the yard**. (bolding mine) Right now, since I’m at work, I damn well better have some clothes on.

Huh?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/19 "2004-05-16T20:14:46Z")

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Wearing nothing but a cigarette and a smile.

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-naked-are-you/245290/20 "2004-05-16T22:12:47Z")

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When I’m with my boyfriend we sleep naked. When we first started sleeping (and sleeping only) together we wore underwear, but when we started actually “sleeping” together, we went to naked.

As for right now, I’m just wearing a t-shirt.

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