# How not to drive a bus. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 24, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-not-to-drive-a-bus/276460 "2004-11-24T13:06:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-not-to-drive-a-bus/276460/1 "2004-11-24T13:06:51Z")
From the [BBC](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/4038231.stm) Most of us drive with two hands on the wheel. Taking a hand off the wheel to open a window is acceptable. Using the wrong hand to do is not. Answering a cell phone while driving is probably a bad idea. Having a 10-yo girl sit in the window is definitely a bad idea. Doing all three at the same time is fucking insane. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-not-to-drive-a-bus/276460/2 "2004-11-24T13:17:14Z")
“Dragnet”, he ain’t. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-not-to-drive-a-bus/276460/3 "2004-11-24T20:49:37Z")
How else will the child learn how to do all that while driving unless you let her watch? Eventually she will drive a car and have to get dressed, apply makeup, feed herself, feed children, change radio stations, insert a CD, shave her legs, have sex, and send pictures of it to her friends with her cell phone. There’s only so much they can fit into driver ed classes. 😉