# How often do Eskimos poop?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-eskimos-poop/960759
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [March 9, 2022, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-eskimos-poop/960759 "2022-03-09T16:45:20Z")
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### Author: ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)
#### Post date: [March 11, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-eskimos-poop/960759/14 "2022-03-11T16:05:46Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> Not directly relevant, but I’m looking for an excuse to share this fun paper. I can view it so I assume it’s open access. 2020 Ig Nobel Materials Science winner.

You could have posted it here:

> [@Eskimo Shit Knife--fact or fantasy?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eskimo-shit-knife-fact-or-fantasy/790696):
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> Besides being an excellent name for a band, what do you think the likelihood that [it](https://www.google.com/#q=eskimo+shit+knife) actually happened, and would work?

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