# How often do mods check a thread

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**Created:** [January 16, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306 "2001-01-16T11:41:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/1 "2001-01-16T11:41:23Z")

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I assume you have to look at all the threads in your area. But how do you keep up on neverending threads? Do you get emails from dopers warning you of a heated arguement in MPSIMS? Do you have some 6th sense on these things? How the hell do you get your power!

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/2 "2001-01-16T11:57:50Z")

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Prescience. I _knew_ you were gonna ask this. Our vocal skepticism on the paranormal and psuedoscience is subterfuge.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/3 "2001-01-16T12:22:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by blur \*  
> I assume you have to look at all the threads in your area.

Basically, yes.

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> But how do you keep up on neverending threads?

If we can’t keep up, it’s time to close them. But rest assured, there’s a good chance that a “Threadkillers” kind of thread (soon to be extinct, BTW) isn’t reviewed after page 3 unless something happens. Which brings us to the following point:

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> Do you get emails from dopers warning you of a heated arguement in MPSIMS?

I do, and I’m happy to be assisted this way. It’s good to know a lot of people care just as much about the wellbeing of this MB as we do.

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> Do you have some 6th sense on these things?

No, but a little intuition does enter into it, I suppose. Hard to explain, but sometimes trouble arises in very predictable corners of the MB.

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> How the hell do you get your power!

Me, I fell into the kettle of Magic Potion when I was a baby. The others have to drink their daily dose of it, lest they lose their abilities.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/4 "2001-01-16T12:23:34Z")

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I _knew_ you were gonna post that, Coldy.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/5 "2001-01-16T12:28:31Z")

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Only _one_ cup a day, Unc. Dammit, don’t make me tell **Bodoniacacourcix** about this!

[sub]I’m pretty sure these references are too obscure for non-Europeans… right?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/6 "2001-01-16T12:44:55Z")

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Nah, that just reminded me to take my wild boar off the spit, Coldfire.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/7 "2001-01-16T13:04:12Z")

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😃

Funny lads, those Romans.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/8 "2001-01-16T18:09:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Only _one_ cup a day, Unc. Dammit, don’t make me tell **Bodoniacacourcix** about this!
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> [sub]I’m pretty sure these references are too obscure for non-Europeans… right?[/sub] \*\*

Not necessarily. How are the menhir deliveries going then?

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/9 "2001-01-16T19:04:45Z")

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Huh?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/10 "2001-01-16T21:45:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> \*\*Huh? \*\*

Coldy’s talking about characters in the _Asterix the Gaul_ books. I see that prescience doesn’t imply omniscience. 😃

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-mods-check-a-thread/50306/11 "2001-01-16T21:54:11Z")

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The menhirs are running smoothly, saleswise. Especially since we dug that tunnel to Britanica. See, the Caledons fancy a good menhir, ya know 😉
