I have a 66% success rate.
While in high school, I took orders for Wendy’s & McD’s for lunch. Of course, leaving school for any reason was verboten, so one had to be quick and careful.
In the neighborhood, there was a 4-way stop intersection with an old Le Baron sitting in my way. Since I could see far in all directions, I decided I would not wait for Grandma Moses at the stop sign, and blew around her.
As I made a turn at the top of the hill, I may or may not have seen a flashing blue light coming from her car. It was not clear. Just in case it was, though, I twisted and turned my way through the neighborhood, abandoning the clear, short-line way to McD’s.
I made it to McD’s, got my order, and now had to contemplate continuing on to Wendy’s, or cut my losses and head back. The decision was made for me as I left the drive-through.
Our SRO had been the old lady at the intersection that I smoked. Seven tickets at once, and I had been driving a month.
She told me she’d tear the tickets up if I had my mom call her today. Naturally, I grabbed a 16yo girlfriend, gave her the phone, and said “action!” Cop didn’t buy it, and found my folks herself. We had to go to the station and get me lectured up about safety, goodness and the American Way, yada, yada, yada. Bad Times.
About 6 years later, I’m in Atlanta, and playing a little dodge and weave down Peachtree Street against a Mercedes convertible vs. my Sunbeam Alpine. Racing is such a strong word…
An angry Atlanta cop pulled me over in a gas station, pulled up next to me, and told me don’t move. He’s going after the M-B, and if I’m not there when he gets back, he’ll find me.
12 seconds. That’s how long it took for me to decide to take it on the lam and take my chances. My limited - and possibly incorrect - knowledge of Georgia law told me that he couldn’t write me a ticket for anything if he lost sight of me at any time, or for more than x minutes. It’s been a while.
Anyway, I hit Peachtree Dunwoody northbound as fast as I could, went all the way to Spalding, turned right, and stomped it for 10 more miles.
Never heard from the po-po.
The third I consider a victory if I had known or wanted it.
I had a new 1985 Audi Quattro. All-Wheel-Drive (new concept), turbo 5-cylinder, drives like on rails. I was showing off for my GF, now Mrs. Ducati. It’s a rainy, drizzly day. I’m at a light, and when it turns green, I go. Fast. Through the curvy, hilly neighborhood at speeds well above the 35mph limit. I go a couple of miles to the next intersection and while waiting for the light, a cop flies up behind me and pulls me over.
First thing out of his mouth: Is this thing front-wheel drive? Nope. ALL-Wheel-Drive!
Damn that thing is fast. I was behind you at the light, and you just left like a rocket. I lost you at the first turn. This thing is unbelievable, especially in the rain. Shall we agree on 65?
Having been going up to 85, I took his offer. Explained to the judge that if the officer couldn’t pace me, and didn’t see me after one turn, he couldn’t possibly have known my speed. The AWD simply got me to 35 quicker than most, and he couldn’t catch me, because he said he didn’t try.
Case dismissed.
Bottom line: The Audi would leave any car behind at that time, especially in the rain.
Would have been a good getaway car!
I have seen the error of my ways, and in fact, support capital punishment for anyone who runs from The Man. Now that I’m good!