How often do wash behind your ears?

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My momma never told me any such thing. She also never told me to keep my elbows off the table or to send people thank you notes after getting a gift. Apparently other people’s moms tell them these things, but not mine. Mine just told me stuff like don’t chew with your mouth open or no saying certain words.

But I digress, I wash behind my ears every time I shower, no more, no less.