# How often do you wank?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wank/196582>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 21, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wank/196582 "2003-08-21T03:07:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wank/196582/61 "2003-08-23T14:22:03Z")

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51% normal. How I wish I were 69! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kempis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kempis/32/19248_2.png) [@Kempis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kempis)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wank/196582/62 "2003-08-23T14:29:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoCoolUserName \*  
> \*\*Don’t they (the ones who don’t) get raw/sore? Or are they just really quick?
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> 54% normal–which does not exactly have any particular meaning, I understand. 🙂 \*\*

Just remember the Perl programmer axiom: there’s more than one way to do it. Some six-minute workout techniques don’t involve using friction.

Wow, I’ve used Perl and masturbating in the same context. This gives me feelings that are new and uncomfortable.

-k

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wank/196582/63 "2003-08-23T14:29:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kempis \*  
> \*\*😕
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> Yeah, I said cousin, not brother or sister. I don’t think it’s too odd to fantasize about your cousin, especially if they’re practically strangers and are hot. (I usually see my cousins 2 or 3 times per lifetime, I have so freakin’ many of them and they live far away, usually.) \*\*

I have cousins that I see 2/3 times per lifetime, but I would NEVER fantasize about them. They’re related to me! Personally, I just find it, well… icky.

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