# How often do you wash your pussy?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 5, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876 "2004-06-05T23:19:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876/41 "2004-06-07T20:50:46Z")

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I bathe my cat once a month. I’ve been doing that since she was little. She doesn’t mind it much.

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**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876/42 "2004-06-07T21:25:27Z")

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[If I had to bathe a cat, I’d give one of these a shot.](http://www.petedge.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?ruleID=4&KICKER=&KickerID=697&itemType=PRODUCT&itemID=3109&path=1%2C3%2C857%2C858%2C1035%2C1042&itemID=3109&itemType=PRODUCT&path=1%2C3%2C857%2C858%2C1035%2C1042&KickerID=697&KICKER)

The cat in the picture looks so happy–I’m sure they don’t mind at all.

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**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876/43 "2004-06-08T00:30:27Z")

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> [@Snakespirit](#):
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> Now I had heard that Maine Coon cats LOVED water!

Our Maine Coon is a water freak, and jumps into the bathtub immediately after the final bit of water drains. She stares at the dripping faucet, and curls up around the wet drain. She bullies her way into the shower as well, and curls up on the drain after we are done. She is a nut.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876/44 "2004-06-08T04:12:17Z")

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Pepper Mill says she’s washing Midnight an average of once a week anymore. She did it today.

Lately she;'s taken to using Baby Wipes – she can hold Midnight down with one hand and wipe with the pre-moistened towelette with the other.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876/45 "2004-06-08T06:52:03Z")

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> [@kniz](#):
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> 😃 [sup] **Because there is nothing worse than a _shrunk pussy_** [/sup]

Says who?

😃

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876/46 "2004-06-08T12:27:57Z")

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I had to bathe Snowball a few times. He was a big boy with long hair that sometimes got dirty at the back end, or he would do something weird (like one day he explored the fireplace and stretched out getting covered in soot.)

He seemed to be part Turkish Angora, a kind of cat that likes water (I’ve seen photos of Snowball clones swimming).

So he didn’t mind much. BUT, if he thought you were taking too long he’d trying to walk out on you. And as he got older, putting him in a big sink of warm water made him pee instantly.

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**Author:** ![Consumer\_Sovereignty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Consumer\_Sovereignty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Consumer_Sovereignty)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-often-do-you-wash-your-pussy/248876/47 "2004-06-08T13:26:19Z")

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Yep, washed both of them pretty regularly up until 2 years ago.

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