# How old are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/266377>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 27, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/266377 "2004-09-27T23:29:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/266377/281 "2004-10-13T01:16:04Z")

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> [@Stillsmiling](#):
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> I’ll be 36 on Friday.
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> **Starving Artist** I’d lift a glass of that port to you (in belated Birthday Celebration) but I just can’t be trusted with port (is it a tawny?)

Au contraire! It’s full on Sandeman Founder’s Reserve Porto. Not too expensive, but damn good stuff just the same.

> [@Stillsmiling](#):
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> Well, maybe just one, for my birthday. Well, only one at a time…staggers away singing, “Happy Birshday to usssshhhhh! Happy Birshday to ussssshhhhh! \>\>Hic\<\<!”

Sure, here ya go my friend. But go slow, it sounds like you’re already in the tank and this stuff is easy to overdo. 😉

But seriously, happy birthday in advance. Here’s to ya!

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/266377/282 "2004-10-13T01:26:47Z")

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I am 17.

336 days and I shall be 18. Then…then, I shall be free and the world will NEVAR be the same!  
_cue evil laugh_

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