# How old are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 24, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840 "2007-10-24T18:08:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/121 "2007-10-25T02:13:10Z")

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I’m twenty-one-teen.

Yeah, um, that’s 31.

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**Author:** ![stucco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@stucco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stucco)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/122 "2007-10-25T02:20:33Z")

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/123 "2007-10-25T02:22:35Z")

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Thirty…mumble, mumble, mumble.

OK, OK! 36! I’ll be 36 on Saturday! Happy now? 😛

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/124 "2007-10-25T02:29:39Z")

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The 10th 38 year old. Do I win a prize?

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/125 "2007-10-25T02:41:04Z")

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51 and feeling it.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/126 "2007-10-25T03:08:32Z")

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1. 

…for one more month…

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**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/127 "2007-10-25T03:09:56Z")

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[QUOTE=BiblioCat]  
42.  
…for one more month…  
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LOL. I have you beat by another month and a half.

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**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/128 "2007-10-25T03:15:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Inner Stickler]  
19. (That looks weird. I still have trouble thinking of myself as an adult. I feel way too immature.)  
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I’m 60 and still feel the same way.

Of course, being retired I don’t have to act like an adult. A while back at the doctor’s office he asked me if I did illegal drugs. “Not for year,” I told him, “But I’m thinking about taking it back up.”

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**Author:** ![JimOfAllTrades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@JimOfAllTrades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimOfAllTrades)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/129 "2007-10-25T03:17:23Z")

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51 until January.

So I’m middle-aged. Assuming I plan to live to 102. 🆒

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/130 "2007-10-25T03:26:57Z")

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[QUOTE=supervenusfreak]  
LOL. I have you beat by another month and a half.  
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Damn, you’re old. 😉

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/131 "2007-10-25T03:37:20Z")

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40_y.11m.7d._  
…as my gravestone would say if it were the mid 19th century and I was carried off in the night by the galloping consumption.

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**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/132 "2007-10-25T04:38:33Z")

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59-11/12

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**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/133 "2007-10-25T04:44:43Z")

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**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/134 "2007-10-25T04:50:41Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/135 "2007-10-25T05:07:24Z")

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/136 "2007-10-25T05:23:29Z")

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1 billion 315 million and a few odd hundred thousand seconds.

Or, 41 years.

Am I too old to add the “and a half” like we did when we were six? At what point is the cutoff anyway?

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**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/137 "2007-10-25T05:49:57Z")

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Dang, **fisha** beat me to it. Somehow, being the eleventh 38-year-old isn’t as fun.

Still, this thread kinda makes me glad I had a birthday last weekend. 🆒

If you wish to indulge me, or are really super bored, you can see my birthday wish to myself here:

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9IYF8cPvrw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9IYF8cPvrw)

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/138 "2007-10-25T06:30:24Z")

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55, and will stay that way for almost another month.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/139 "2007-10-25T06:33:30Z")

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48, and I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/423840/140 "2007-10-25T06:37:15Z")

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