# How Old Are You?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 7, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946 "2009-10-07T15:58:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/41 "2009-10-09T01:36:14Z")

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1. 42 in November.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/42 "2009-10-09T02:09:30Z")

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Pretty amazed that nobody 70 or older has chimed in yet-Internet is a generational thing I guess. How many of y’all still plan to be posting on messageboards at that age, if not on the Dope itself (if still around)?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/43 "2009-10-09T02:24:56Z")

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We’ve got over-70s. Not too many. Wait til tomorrow when they get up from their nap; they’ll be here.

Me? 51. Wow. Every time I say it I go Wow. Have been for almost 10 years.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/44 "2009-10-09T02:49:38Z")

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I’m twenty, but I liked it best when I was sixteen.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/45 "2009-10-09T13:01:06Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Pretty amazed that nobody 70 or older has chimed in yet-Internet is a generational thing I guess. How many of y’all still plan to be posting on messageboards at that age, if not on the Dope itself (if still around)?

I know there are at least three living dopers who above that age:

Klondike Geoff  
Ignatz  
A R Cane

**LouisB** won’t be 70 until next year.

Then, in successive years, **chowder** , **movingfinger** , and **zoe** will turn 70.  
I’ve been keeping deceased members’ names on the spreadsheet, identified with an asterisk. It was really sad to have to put one by Q.E.D.'s name yesterday. ☹

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**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/46 "2009-10-09T13:09:26Z")

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I can’t tell you how thrilled I am to be in the 50-59 category, since I JUST TURNED 50 on 7/27.

I’m still adjusting…

ya don’t gotta rub it in.

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**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/47 "2009-10-10T20:48:28Z")

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What, I’m the only one over 70?

And this post is totally discriminatory. I actually am over 80, and you have no category listed for that.

Where do I file a human rights complaint? 😃

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/48 "2009-10-10T22:41:19Z")

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65 this year. I’ll be posting here until my 80s. After that, I deserve a rest.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/49 "2009-10-10T22:54:05Z")

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> [@KlondikeGeoff](#):
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> What, I’m the only one over 70?

I reckon Ignatz and A.R. Cane wanted you to be first.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/50 "2009-10-11T06:26:18Z")

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I’ll be 23 for the next three months; after that, well, I’ll have to run some numbers and get back to you.

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**Author:** ![Troubles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Troubles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troubles)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/51 "2009-10-11T09:16:51Z")

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I turned 16 in July. Ooo, that makes me part of a SDMB minority. Hooray, I’m ~_~special~_~!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/52 "2009-10-11T09:26:55Z")

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I always have to check the date before I answer this question. We’re in 2009, I’m 28. Time flies, I could swear I was 22 yesterday.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/53 "2009-10-11T10:21:11Z")

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> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> I know there are at least three living dopers who above that age:
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> Klondike Geoff  
> Ignatz  
> A R Cane(

Where is A R Cane? Do we know that he’s still alive?

I’m 23, and hopefully will be for a long time.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/54 "2009-10-11T12:33:36Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Where is A R Cane? Do we know that he’s still alive?

**A.R. Cane** died last year.

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Mama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Atomic\_Mama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Mama)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/55 "2009-10-12T03:49:09Z")

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OMG, I just turned \*\*60 \*\*today! I shoulda died at 27, like some famous rock star, the way I’ve lived … :smack:

Edit: I forgot to mention that when I turned 59, last year, I decided to cound backwards. So I’m really only 58 🙂

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2009, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/56 "2009-10-12T03:54:05Z")

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> [@Troubles](#):
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> I turned 16 in July. Ooo, that makes me part of a SDMB minority. Hooray, I’m ~_~special~_~!

Not for nothin’, but if all you’d said was “Hooray, I’m ~_~special~_~!” I could have guessed your age.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/57 "2009-10-13T01:59:24Z")

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> [@pedescribe](#):
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> Huh, I had no idea. Props!

Your age surprised me when I discovered it in another thread. You just seem quite mature in Mafia threads.

I often say I’m mentally your age.

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**Author:** ![PrayerieGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e4f/32.png) [@PrayerieGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PrayerieGirl)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/58 "2009-10-13T02:05:19Z")

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I’ll be 46 this month. Oy. I still can’t believe I’m middle aged. I don’t think of myself that way, I still think I’m in my 20s. My teen daughter often has to remind me not to wear _that_ - you look like you’re trying to be a teenager, mom! Uh, dear - I am, subconsciously. Please have compassion.

But it’s now 10:00 so I must go to bed so I’m not miserable when the alarm goes off at 6:00 a.m in the morning. How pathetic. Good night.

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**Author:** ![Hakuna\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hakuna\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakuna_Matata)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/59 "2009-10-13T02:07:19Z")

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woo hoo–I just turned 50 last week. 50! 🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/60 "2009-10-13T02:12:26Z")

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> [@Hakuna\_Matata](#):
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> woo hoo–I just turned 50 last week. 50! 🙂

Er, congratulations. :rolleyes:

there is something seriously wrong with you. I a 53.

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