# How Old Are You? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 7, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946 "2009-10-07T15:58:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![pharris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f1d935/32.png) [@pharris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pharris)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/61 "2009-10-13T02:21:59Z")
46 on the outside, 24 on the inside! ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/62 "2009-10-13T02:32:22Z")
1. Some days I feel 14, others I feel 74, still others 4 or 7… Tick, tock–watching the clock. Waiting to die. (not really) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/63 "2009-10-13T02:36:23Z")
> [@KlondikeGeoff](#): > > What, I’m the only one over 70? > > And this post is totally discriminatory. I actually am over 80, and you have no category listed for that. > > Where do I file a human rights complaint? 😃 You wouldn’t remember. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/64 "2009-10-13T02:40:54Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > You wouldn’t remember. I’m trying to compose a threat the Mods wouldn’t jump on, but I got nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/65 "2009-10-13T02:45:06Z")
Gonzomax is 66. Least Original User Name Ever is 28. ---
**Author:** ![Hakuna\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hakuna\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakuna_Matata)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/66 "2009-10-13T03:56:10Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Er, congratulations. :rolleyes: > > there is something seriously wrong with you. I a 53. Really? 50 is just a number. I don’t feel 50 at all, I am in great shape, am active, have a great wife and kid, love my profession-- so the ‘number’ of years I have been alive is 50, so be it. I have a really good friend who just turned 70 and runs a half marathon each year and he was lamenting that he can’t do it in less then 2 hours anymore, he did it in 2:19:48. That is the spirit I am taking into my second century! Woo-hoo!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enniaunus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b2d939/32.png) [@Enniaunus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enniaunus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/67 "2009-10-13T04:56:45Z")
Err, turned 20 last week…which I totally forgot just now, as I answered 14-19. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/512946/68 "2009-10-13T13:45:26Z")
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