# How old are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 2, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122 "2011-06-02T20:33:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jabiru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@jabiru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jabiru)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/41 "2011-06-03T00:40:39Z")

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57 here.

Someone’s checked the 91 - 100 box. Wow.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/42 "2011-06-03T01:33:04Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I’ve spent 1/4 of my life as a member here.
> 
> [sub]eek[/sub]

Yeah? I’m just sixteen months less than an exact 1/3rd.  
Why didn’t anyone ever tell me this place is full of old people??

::d&r::

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/43 "2011-06-03T01:41:47Z")

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I’m 30. _And a half._

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/44 "2011-06-03T01:42:15Z")

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> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#):
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> I pictured you at around 35 or something. I guess I just forgot how cool and funny 64 can be.
> 
> **studio audience** “awwwwww!”

Sorry to disappoint. I can still do a mean jitterbug though, daddio.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/45 "2011-06-03T01:47:25Z")

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48

Some days, I feel like 48, some days, I feel like 108 and some days my inner 8 year old comes out to play. 😛

BTW, I read my first Straight Dope column as a teenager. I bought my first SD book around 1983 and still have it, although it’s in tatters. Quit lurking on SDMB in 2007.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/46 "2011-06-03T01:49:13Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Sorry to disappoint. I can still do a mean jitterbug though, daddio.

Not disappointed. Just pleasantly reminded that over 60 is still the cat’s knees!

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/47 "2011-06-03T01:50:49Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> I’m 45 for another few months.

At which point I’ll be taking over that age for you. Is there anything I should know?

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/48 "2011-06-03T01:54:26Z")

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I’m 49 years, 3 months.  
Next birthday, I’ll start counting backwards. That’s how I roll.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/49 "2011-06-03T01:57:15Z")

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I’m 30 so far.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/50 "2011-06-03T02:03:36Z")

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Other fun ‘age’ threads:

[What Dopers were born in the same year?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=458574)

[Who is the youngest user of the Dope?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10636088)

🙂

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/51 "2011-06-03T02:04:54Z")

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I was a cute, perky and under thirty when I found this place.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/52 "2011-06-03T02:07:49Z")

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According to people who have replied with their ages (so far), these are the dopers from oldest to youngest:  
LouisB  
Chefguy  
TreacherousCretin  
jabiru  
Shodan  
runner pat  
SeldomSeen  
Khadaji  
Little Nemo  
nonacetone  
Leaffan  
missred  
Ellen Cherry  
Oakminster  
Sampiro  
zoid  
Suburban Plankton  
Valgard  
Superfluous Parentheses  
wheresgeorge04  
Living Well Is Best Revenge  
Ura-Maru  
Anaamika  
FrancisCastle  
Idle Thoughts  
Antigen  
Hades  
rhubarbarin  
chizzuk  
Inner Stickler

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**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/53 "2011-06-03T02:20:29Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> I’m 30 so far.

Ditto. I still get carded, and one friend still says I have a baby-face, while a client of mine was astonished that I wasn’t in my mid-30s (hopefully because of my demeanor and professionalism, and not my appearance.)

Nothing wrong with being mid-30s, I just want to look my age ;D

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/54 "2011-06-03T02:20:42Z")

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49.81

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/55 "2011-06-03T02:22:56Z")

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I’m 33 until August.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/56 "2011-06-03T02:25:22Z")

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I should mention that I’m 47.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/57 "2011-06-03T03:33:06Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> According to people who have replied with their ages (so far), these are the dopers from oldest to youngest:

I have a spreadsheet with many Dopers in it, listed by year of birth.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/58 "2011-06-03T03:38:55Z")

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> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#):
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> According to people who have replied with their ages (so far), these are the dopers from oldest to youngest:  
> LouisB  
> Chefguy  
> TreacherousCretin  
> jabiru  
> Shodan  
> runner pat  
> SeldomSeen  
> Khadaji  
> Little Nemo  
> nonacetone  
> Leaffan  
> missred  
> Ellen Cherry  
> Oakminster  
> Sampiro  
> zoid  
> Suburban Plankton  
> Valgard  
> Superfluous Parentheses  
> wheresgeorge04  
> Living Well Is Best Revenge  
> Ura-Maru  
> Anaamika  
> FrancisCastle  
> Idle Thoughts  
> Antigen  
> Hades  
> rhubarbarin  
> chizzuk  
> Inner Stickler

Put me in between **Shodan** and **runner pat**. Although I didn’t give my age directly, I mentioned I’m as old as Sputnik, which occurred in 1957. So I’ll say how old I am now. 54.

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**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/59 "2011-06-03T04:34:13Z")

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I am 20. I’m surprised how few people are in my age group. I started lurking on the board the summer before I started high school, so I guess I was 14, but I didn’t sign up until the board went free to post. I’m kind of amazed that I’ve been reading the SDMB for _six years_.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/584122/60 "2011-06-03T04:36:04Z")

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Shhh, you’ll irritate the greybeards

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